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These are the types of homes the bishops and apostles at the top of the LDS pyramid scheme are building in Utah. Only 3% of tithing revenue is spent on bona fide charity programs. The rest is spent on real estate and other stockpiles of wealth.

As a way to celebrate my brand new Mastodon account, get 10% off online orders in #Toronto with coupon code β€œmastodon” today only! frankspizzahouse.ca/ #pizza

Lady Justice is blindfolded because she's in the middle of a game of Pin the Indictment on the Jackass. If she peeks, I didn't see a damn thing.

Co-workers: What is wrong with you?

Me: I'm the technical difficulty...🀭

CW: You certainly are. 🀨

Me: Hey! πŸ˜’

CW: JK

Me: *they are most definitely not jk*

Intersex people exist

Intersex folk are a deserved part of the LGBTQIA+ community and have their own set of struggles. It's crucial we're not excluding anyone from our community and we all uplift each other. That's the beauty of a community πŸ’›πŸ’œπŸ’›

Maybe something like, can we have a "Trans Day Of Rest" instead? A "Trans Day Of Leave Us The Fuck Alone"? A "Trans Day Of Just Not Having To Worry About What Shit The Media Is Writing About Us All Today", perhaps?

I'm so tired. I'm so very, very tired.

🚨 ATTENTION! 🚨

Tickets are available now using code LAUGH. This is your secret code before the public on sale Friday.

Click below to grab the best seats to come see me LIVE in Las Vegas at The Mirage on Saturday, June 17. See you there! 😘

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@imstilljeremy @jewishreader @StillIRise1963 @JRBuckley @Steve When I was coming up, it was often said we "had to be patient" instead of demanding civil rights that they (white people) exercised without hindrance or question.

Mike Pence has a dilemma. With a new federal court order for him to testify before Special Counsel Jack Smith’s grand jury, Pence is running out of time, arguments and options. Aw, poor guy. I explain his predicament in today’s piece. statuskuo.substack.com/p/the-p

I continue to be mystified by the sentiment that being a First Amendment advocate means *socially* tolerating people I find obnoxious or contemptible. I keep getting β€œwhat kind of free speech advocate blocks people?” The kind who doesn’t deal with assholes when not professionally compelled to do so. The First Amendment isn’t a hair shirt.

I have meetings spread throughout the day... with 30-minute gaps between.

This means that very little is going to happen because I will either be winding down from one meeting or preparing for the next meeting.

I sorta wish I could squish them all together into a single marathon block

I just wanted to remind everyone that there really are wonderful people in this world. People who genuinely care about other human beings. It might not seem like it on most days.
In fact I believe there are more good than bad. Horrible people have to shout to be heard. πŸ––

Breaking: scientists have confirmed that a flag is essentially a piece of decorated fabric that possesses no magical properties and advise everyone to get a fucking grip.

Do you feel like society tells us to be ourselves, and then complains about it when we actually do, β€œBut not like that!”.

#AskingAutistics #ActuallyAutistic #AuDHD @actuallyautistic

Best Ever Filet Mignon
Ingredients
4 (6 ounce) filet mignon
Kosher salt, to taste
ground black pepper, to taste
2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
4 tablespoons butter
1 tablespoon rosemary, roughly chopped
Directions
Preheat the oven to 400 degrees F.
Allow steak to sit out on the counter for about 30 minutes, bringing it to room temperature.
Place it on a cutting board and season generously with salt and pepper on both sides....
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"trans people just want to live their lives like anybody else"

the fuck i do, i wanna attack and dethrone god

A HERO OF UKRAINE ❀️

Almaz, a demining dog, and Almaz's trainer, Leonid Levchenko.

Almaz and Leonid work on de-mining Kyiv region. Somedays the dog finds up to 200 mines in a single day.

When this war is over, I hope Almaz can go back to playing in the park with his trainer ❀️❀️❀️

#Ukraine️ #Russia #Putin #EU #NATO #Kyiv #Lviv #Bakhmut #Zelensky

Pause and think about this.

Since November, journalists have been cynically dismissing the Fediverse, saying that journalists cannot subsist here.

Well, the Fediverse may have given @TexasObserver a lifeline! So much of the donations from the GoFundMe have come from the Fediverse β€” many commenters saying they discovered @TexasObserver from their Mastodon server.

We, the Fediverse, just might save a storied institution of journalism!

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