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Frightening: Global warming is causing tornados in California. This alert was issued for Valley Center, CA. Hopefully it didn't touch down:

Never thought Iโ€™d ever see this many snowflakes in Florida.

European Far Right/Far Left: Ukraine are Nazis.
Ukraine:
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RT @RabbiUkraine
Today I gave the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, @CinC_AFU, a box of matzah & wished him & all the brave defenders of ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ a happy Passover.

May we all be sitting around a table next year together, celebrating a free and united #Ukraine! ๐ŸŽŠ

Slava Ukraini! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
twitter.com/RabbiUkraine/statu

All of my friends are rolling up to the party in their sexy Halloween costumes and Iโ€™m floating in looking like Orko.

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Thought I saw Jesus in my mango smoothie. Blended for a minute longer and it turned into Meryl Streep. She is so versatile.

Am looking for artists. Want something nice to fill my walls with, and support struggling artists at the same time! Boost please!

russia will lead the United Nations Security Council in April

The Presidency of the United Nations Security Council rotates on a monthly basis between 15 member states.

Ukraine's Foreign Minister Dmytro Kuleba called the move a "bad joke" and said that the world "can't be a safe place" with russia as head of the #UN Security Council

More here๐Ÿ”— kyivindependent.com/russia-to-

#Ukraine ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ #SlavaUkraine #RussiaIsATerroristState
#ะกะปะฐะฒะฐะฃะบั€ะฐั—ะฝั–! #StandWithUkraine

Sorry Meatball Ron

โ€˜People Are Loving That Disney Honcho Bob Iger Appears To Have Made A Fool Of Ron DeSantisโ€™ flip.it/schAnN

I'm not sure who needs to hear this but you don't owe anyone on the internet your real name or a profile image that's a real photo of you.

> Among the unexpected sources of support for the magazine was the โ€œfediverseโ€ [ . . . ] Many comments on the GoFundMe page mention that the donors learned about the Observer through Mastodon โ€“ where { @TexasObserver } was one of the first journalistic outlets to set up its own server [ . . . ]

> { @jamescanup }, the magazineโ€™s managing director, responded to the news of the shutdown by [ . . . ] setting up a GoFundMe campaign [ . . . ] donations quickly soared, raising the hope that there might be a way forward for a leftist publication in a deeply red state after all.

> [ . . . ] โ€œThere are more Democrats in Texas than there are in any other state besides California.โ€

www.theguardian.com/us-news/20โ€ฆ

/via mastodon.social/@joolia/110109โ€ฆ @joolia

Thereโ€™s an awful lot of violence, slavery, misogyny, and murder in the Bible. Maybe we should ban that book?

Journalism is maximally profitable when it is maximally useless.

The stories that are the easiest to sell ads against are the ones that are relevant to the most people. The stories that are the most useful to any given person are likely *not useful* to people outside their community.

I don't need National news, excepting in very rare circumstances.

I need local news, which is only covered in very rare circumstances.

Sure! It's good for me to know what's happening in US or Global politics, but what happened at last night's school board meeting or city council or county commissioner's meetings has way more Impact on my life.

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RT @PjotrSauer
My friend and thoroughly professional journalist @evangershkovich has been arrested by the FSB on obviously bogus espionage charges. Journalism is not a crime. Evan should be released immediately
themoscowtimes.com/2023/03/30/

The undead are vulnerable to fire?
Buddy, let me tell you what else is weak against fire: goddamn everything. If you need to destroy something, try fire, I always say

A few days ago, @TexasObserver was on its deathbed. Now the crusading nonprofit newsroom is getting a second chance after raising $300,000 in a crowdfunding campaign:

texastribune.org/2023/03/29/te

#texas #journalism #news

Testing out Bard (Google's "AI") 

So far I've asked it technical questions (tell me about Class 0A ESD protection / tell me about ACES-Hy), paranoia questions (will OSIRIS-Rex bring an alien virus back from Bennu?), philosophy questions (What is the purpose of life?) and it's been all right with all of them. I asked if drag queens should be banned in Florida, and it provided 4 drafts, all with an emphatic 'no'.
Fun, but I'm not sure how useful.

Iโ€™d much rather listen to a guy in drag read โ€œMy Two Dadsโ€ in a public library than go through another active shooter training or lockdown in my school.

Yay!! I picked up my big shy boi from boarding!! We rode the BART back to the neighborhood and now we're people watching, sniffing things, and getting coffee.

I love this lug.

(Mood enhanced also because shenanigans.)

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