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A great work-week, which isn't what I've come to expect from work for the last few years.
There was a guy here, my boss's boss's boss. He was in over his head, didn't have a clue what we do or why, but wanted to make his mark. He thrashed around. Whatever bright, shiny thing caught his attention, that was the new Top Priority. Everyone drop everything and focus on this. He left Tuesday.
Today I got my paycheck, but for too much money. Accounting said no, that's right. I got a raise. A nice one.

Love. As much as you can, as many as you can, as often as you can.

During her swearing-in ceremony, Makenzie Lystrup took the oath on Carl Sagan's 'Pale Blue Dot' instead of the Bible. She has now become the first woman in NASA's history to become the director of Goddard Space Flight Center. #SomeGoodNews

independent.co.uk/space/nasa-d

Sobering fact: Humans share over 99% of our DNA with clowns

In positive news, my daughter is a teacher and her classroom geckos hatched. Please enjoy this photo of a newborn gecko.

๐Ÿ‘ NO ๐Ÿ‘ HORNY ๐Ÿ‘ JAIL ๐Ÿ‘ WITHOUT ๐Ÿ‘ DUE ๐Ÿ‘ PROCESS ๐Ÿ‘ OF ๐Ÿ‘ HORNY ๐Ÿ‘ LAW ๐Ÿ‘

Murphy a male bald eagle from St.Louis has been given a chick to care for after he built a nest, sat on, protected and tried to hatch a rock. ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฆ…

Sorry Nancy Pelosi, youโ€™re wrong

Whatever legacy Dianne Feinstein had is now severely tarnished

From the hug-heard-round-the-world with Lindsey Graham, to her refusal to promote the younger generation and pass the torch

Dianne Feinstein needed to resign โ€ฆYEARS ago

Whatโ€™s your take? I would like to hear it.

@mmasnick Iโ€™m calling for a total and complete shutdown of tech executives roaming free in San Francisco until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on.

@mmasnick I think we all know the correct policy here is an aggressive police response to the threat of violent tech crime: they need strict curfews, stop and frisk, and probably a tech focused police task force. This has to be full on broken windows policing. If you see a group of tech execs congregating anywhere they could potentially commit a crimeโ€”street corners, bars, convention centers, conference roomsโ€”then you need to call the cops to come and break that up. We need to take this seriously, lest our cities be taken over by a wave of tech on tech crime.

@mmasnick so I guess the problem is that the city is not jailing enough tech execs

@mmasnick
Is this the same Elon who owns a social network where there is no hate speech or misinformation(*)?

* that he can see

LEAKER PLUGGED

Pentagon leaks: US air national guardsman, 21, identified as suspect

Jack Teixeira led Thug Shaker Central online group and is facing arrest in Massachusetts, say reports

Bonus info: Jack lives (or lived) in Hebron, CT and I assume comes from a wealthy family. He's a good golfer, having won a tournament at age 18.

He echoes Donald Trump in that he hates big government and law enforcement agencies.
#News #GOP #Politics #USA #BREAKING #Trump

theguardian.com/us-news/2023/a

@rbreich they watch Fox and enjoy being lied to because they hear what they want to hear. They do not want to be intellectually challenged

More from Vanguard on Tuesday: Hermajestie the Hung poses with the severed head of Donald #Trump.

(cw: stage blood/gore)

#drag #horror #Austin #LGBTQIA

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@rbreich
Alas, no. Fox News viewers aren't victims, they are co conspirators.

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