ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

For those wondering, ′′how did i do it?":
I boiled 10L of water, added 2 tablespoons of vinegar, 1 teaspoon of sodium bicarbonate, two cups of coke, and half cup of lemon juice, then stirred well. Waited 3 minutes, put the pan in the solution for 45 minutes, then added a quarter cup of chlorine bleach to the mixture. Then I brushed it with a firm toothbrush and put it back into the liquid for another 25 minutes. I took it out, rinsed it, and it looked exactly the same, so I threw it away, and went and bought a new one.

Save the bees.. 🐝

You know WHERE Abbott can PUT his thoughts & prayers!

ABBOTT DOESN'T GIVE A
FLYING FVCK ABOUT THESE MASSACRES.
IF HE DID CARE, HE WOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING TO STOP THIS.
INSTEAD, HE MAKES IT WORSE BY ENCOURAGING ALL CITIZENS TO BUY GUNS & AR-15 ASSAULT WEAPONS.
HE ONLY SEES DOLLAR SIGNS.

STOP VOTING FOR REPUBLICANS!

New cat art that I hope you enjoy this #Caturday Maybe something to consider for that special someone who loves cats this Valentine's Day! #BuyArtNotCandy
#Colorful #CatsOfMastodon #catsodon #MastoArt #FediArt #ArtMatters #DigitalArt #Painting #FediGiftShop #MarkOnArt

On my shop here: https://mark-tisdale.pixels.com/featured/mosaic-whiskers-a-portrait-of-a-feline-mark-tisdale.html

the only king I recognize

They better mean six bags of fries.

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour #Food

Pip, pip, and all that rot!

You know what I like about Good Ol' Joe Biden?

That I don't have to worry about him.

He's gonna do the right thing even when I'm not watching.

He's gonna look out for the little guy.

He's not going to betray our allies or debase himself to our enemies.

He's Good Ol' Joe.

There's a lot of good pictures out there that won't get boosted because people are not doing #AltText. There's a lot of folks on Mastodon that do not boost without AltText being present.

So join the challenge of writing a description of your image/video! It helps all sorts of people, and more people will boost your stuff! Thanks!

#AccessibilityMatters #accessibility

This hat is literally the best idea I ever had. When I am at my least verbally capable and some rando cones up to try to force smalltalk I can just look down covering my eyes and point at my hat.

I'm not kidding, best idea I ever had

This one's for my #actuallyautistic crew.

I dream of living in a world where creating a National Health Service that works is more important than spending GBP 100 million on crowning a monarch and partying like it's 1707.
#coronation

Pussy Galore is coming to visit more and more.
#PussyGalore #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday

I will 😎

Someone told me to stop shamelessly promoting my Patreon on here. Believe me buddy, there is shame and lots of it.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

@ScottSoCal @TonyStark @Karoli How dare you question the integrity of the Weekly World News, the world's only reliable newspaper! The bat boy is weeping. Are you happy?

jerry springer’s only been in heaven a few days and he already told jesus i’m not the father

Russia is a terrorist state and Putin is a murderer. For far too long Western governments coddled him as if he were a legitimate world leader, he never was. #StandWithUkraine Stop Putin's murder.

Which one of you is my nemesis?

I wrote up a process article about how I painted my unicorn series in watercolor using masking fluid shapes to layer the imagery:

https://www.joannabarnum.com/blog/painting-unicorn-art

#art #painting