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Me: ugh im annoyed i missed that jamie lee curtis question.. like I knew who it was about but blanked on her name.. oh well im sure nobody will really notice or care

Jamie Lee Curtis:

One of the things I learned during the “reign” of 45 was that there’s always another layer below “rock bottom.”

Always.

Strap yourselves in … the effing ride has started again.

Frakk.

The GOP is on an all-out crusade against the trans community. Red states have weaponized their gerrymandered supermajorities to pass laws outlawing gender-affirming care. This care is considered safe, effective, and medically necessary by major professional health associations, including the American Medical Association.

We need to tell the Biden Administration to undertake every effort to block these dangerous laws. My team and I urge you to take action with us: thinkbigpicture.substack.com/p

Good, Big Banks pay -not Americans (directly): In the wake of the banks' failures last month, the FDIC est.: total losses at $22.5B, with $19.2B attributable to uninsured deposits -revised those -downward, to $15.8B stemming from uninsured deposits -bc the US's largest banks benefitted the most when the agency covered uninsured depositors' losses, those big banks would bear the brunt of these costs. Estimates: 113 banks will have to pay, & >4,000 smaller banks will not-: axios.com/2023/05/11/fdic-sili

I'm old enough to remember when Joe Biden made a phone call to the hospital connecting Chris Licht with a top neurosurgeon who quickly assessed Licht's condition (near fatal brain aneurysm) making his treatment a top priority.

Licht later credited Biden for saving his life.

Yesterday, Licht set fire to democracy and Biden's agenda.

Chris Licht made it to the List of Deplorables.

A squid with a debt problem squirts out red ink.
This is a 100% true science fact.

Me when I put the bug crawling on my arm outside instead of screaming and squishing it

Hello, hi.
I picked up a whole ton of new humans today so I'm making a post to help you acclimate.

✨ I own a portable planetarium and I take it to the smallest towns and weirdest places I can to reach people who would/could never visit a planetarium and show them the universe.

🧠When not doing that,I visit schools and daycares and do hands on STEM enrichment to foster creative problem solving and critical thinking.

When not doing that, I am obnoxious... on purpose.

BREAKING: CNN will be holding a live televised a town hall meeting on issues with AI, featuring Skynet and an audience consisting entirely of Terminators, Cylons, and Cybermen.

#CNN #Journalism #Trump #Parody

Sexual assaulter" doesn't roll off the tongue well, and "sexual predator" downplays what #Trump did to #JeanCarroll.

Despite the possible redundancy, I'm going with "sexual molester" unless a more apt description presents itself.

C̶o̶m̶p̶u̶t̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶m̶a̶g̶i̶c̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶s̶o̶l̶v̶e̶ ̶v̶a̶r̶i̶o̶u̶s̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶p̶l̶e̶x̶ ̶s̶o̶c̶i̶a̶l̶,̶ ̶e̶c̶o̶n̶o̶m̶i̶c̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶p̶o̶l̶i̶t̶i̶c̶a̶l̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶b̶l̶e̶m̶s̶
T̶h̶e̶ ̶I̶n̶t̶e̶r̶n̶e̶t̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶m̶a̶g̶i̶c̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶s̶o̶l̶v̶e̶ ̶v̶a̶r̶i̶o̶u̶s̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶p̶l̶e̶x̶ ̶s̶o̶c̶i̶a̶l̶,̶ ̶e̶c̶o̶n̶o̶m̶i̶c̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶p̶o̶l̶i̶t̶i̶c̶a̶l̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶b̶l̶e̶m̶s̶
S̶o̶c̶i̶a̶l̶ ̶m̶e̶d̶i̶a̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶m̶a̶g̶i̶c̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶s̶o̶l̶v̶e̶ ̶v̶a̶r̶i̶o̶u̶s̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶p̶l̶e̶x̶ ̶s̶o̶c̶i̶a̶l̶,̶ ̶e̶c̶o̶n̶o̶m̶i̶c̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶p̶o̶l̶i̶t̶i̶c̶a̶l̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶b̶l̶e̶m̶s̶
AI will magically solve various complex social, economic, and political problems

I've lived through this cycle a few times before slowboring.com/p/im-skeptical-

Jesus can't hurt you if you don't invite him into your house

Twitter DMs are encrypted in the same way that Tesla cars are self driving.

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