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Am I the only one who thinks earbuds were invented to make me feel self-conscious about the shape of my ear canals? I've never found one that really fits me.

*me trying to build a fence*
*my dog trying to help*
Me: Ok then, hold up this board.
*my dog standing there looking serious*
Me: The board. Hold it up.
*my wife staring at me with concern*
Wife: You’re a nerd.
Me: Well, you taught him to sit pretty. I’m trying to teach him a marketable skill…

DIY Youtube be like: "First I designed it in CAD. I wanted to make it out of titanium, and fortunately I had a scrap piece the size of a Buick lying around...

I once saw a pack of #wolves
running single file along the forest line. I whipped out my phone to take a video. They all seemed oblivious to our presence in the distance except for the last wolf, who stopped and stared for a moment, then carried on. What a moment!

Art is here - peggy-collins.pixels.com/featu

#wolf #animals #art #artist #wildlife #animals #AYearForArt #MastodonArt #FediGiftShop #MastoArt #FediArt #BuyIntoArt #peggycollins

There is no migrant crisis.
There is no border crisis.
There is no abortion crisis.
There is no trans crisis.
There is no CRT crisis.
There is no religious crisis.

The ONLY crisis in the US is the violent GOP fascists trying to seize power.

Okay Seeking help from the Fediverse. I know, I know, I'll catch shit for this, but who can help me with the best and/or easiest way to ditch cable. Is it Firestick? Is it, Roku? Is it both? Is it just go straight Smart TV and subscribe to a few streaming services?

For reference we have one TV in our family room that's hooked up to cable, and a second TV in the basement hooked up to a DVD player used for workout videos.

The family room TV is a flatscreen but old (could be moved to basement) that does have the ability to connect an HDMI cable to it.

And................Go!

@lednabm i like my gods giving me food and comfort, not taking my money or telling me to kill my brother

I just saw a Dodge commercial about how it’s Ram season, so let’s get geared up so we can all start shootin’ some big stupid trucks.

me: *inhales*
my hair: let me get in on that

based on a true story

β€œTrans rights or trans fights”
Seen in Portland, Oregon

@StefanThinks Make financial penalties a percentage instead of a flat amount.

Happy Mother's Day to the folks who are mothers or miss their mothers or anywhere in between. I've shared this one before but it still felt apropos.

The figure in the doorway is based on a photo my grandfather took long ago where my grandmother is half visible in the doorway. The house is local and unconnected to family but the two came together here.

Prints here: mark-tisdale.pixels.com/featur

#MothersDay #MotherHood #DigitalArt #Painting #MastoArt #CreativeToots #MarkOnArt

@Zumbador
I don't know if I've been blocked yet. Although it wouldn't surprise me. What I have noticed is that some, although by no means all, who have come from twitter seem to have a hell of a bite instinct and will reacte quite viciously at even the hint of something they don't like. I had to block someone the other day, the first time ever, because of how abusive they got. For me it is the position of absolute last resort. But for others it seems to be their go to move, maybe because they have that option here where they didn't before.

@terminalimpala

@Caiotekit @Zumbador @actuallyautistic

Insert the 'Why not both?' meme here. I got hit for the first time here today. Reported to the originating instance (no surprise it's mastodon.social) and then blocked.

The World’s oldest dog just celebrated another birthday. Let’s all wish her a Happy Happy Birthday πŸŽ‚ ❀️
#dogs #dogsofmastodon #mothersday

A little spoken-about thing w/ being #ActuallyAutistic is the sensation you feel in your body when you understand that the friendships & relationships that you FULLY thought were important weren't seen as such by the other side. The realization that you read your life SO wrongly.

@actuallyautistic @actuallyautistics

#AskingAutistics A lot of us have grown up being told to "be more concise", to not be "overly detailed" in how we explain things. Do you feel like that has impacted your ability to understand how to explain to people how you feel?

I've noticed that due to being told this, when people ask me how I am, I just simplify it so much that it ends up being "fine thanks!" even when I'm actually feeling more: "I'm actually really struggling right now"

#ActuallyAutistic

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