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I assumed there'd be more hot dogs and donuts in food porn.

I had a weird dream that there was a human base on the moon that got blasted into deep space by a nuclear explosion, and then every week they would somehow make it to a new solar system tens of thousands of light-years away.
And their laser guns looked like staple guns from Home Depot.
And there was an alien with caterpillars for eyebrows.
Then I remembered, that was a TV show from the 1970s.
#70sTV #sciencefiction

I saw Harrison Ford this morning. Kind of underwhelming to be honest.

photographer on the street asked to take my photo for a japanese magazine, doing a feature on CDG. #throwbackthursday new york city, 2014

@TonyStark Anybody who says that both parties are the same is an absolute jackass. Vote like your life depends on it, because they are trying to kill you.

Overlooking Killary Fjord (or Harbour) in #Connemara #Ireland on a winter afternoon. Prints can be found here: https://mark-tisdale.pixels.com/featured/killary-fjord-in-irelands-connemara-mark-e-tisdale.html?product=art-print

#MastoArt #CreativeToots #Photography #Landscape #ArtMatters #MarkOnArt

@actuallyautistic
I was told today I would “sell more books” if I wasn’t “weird in public.” The thing is, my workbook doesn’t have mass appeal because it’s specifically for people new to the indentification of their #AUDHD. In the AuDHD community I’m normal. This workbook will never have mass appeal, because it is for specific people and that’s is okay—I knew that when I started this project. #actuallyaudhd #actuallyautistic #actuallyadhd

https://books2read.com/audhd

When you’re over 40 and the movie starts..

“Until a drag queen walks into a school and beats eight kids to death with a copy of To Kill A Mockingbird, I think you’re focusing on the wrong shit.”

- Wanda Sykes

In the run up to #Pride, I'm updating a story on how to secure your mobile device for a protest. I'd love to talk to a #queer advocacy group with an interest in #infosec and digital #privacy. Suggestions?

Elon’s new Twitter Autopilot drives Ron DeSantis presidential campaign announcement into nearest tree.

Me to my bus driver this morning:

Sea drones attacked a Russian reconnaissance ship. Russian ministry of defense confrimed this information.

Russia reported that all unmanned boats were destroyed, the ship continued to function.

However, some sources say that although two drones were destroyed, the third one managed to damage the ship.

Russian Black Sea Fleet probably won't feel safe in the Black Sea anymore.
#Ukraine️ #Russia #Russian #Putin #EU #NATO #Zelensky #war #news #Moscow #USA #UK #Germany #Poland #France #Turkey

@actuallyautistic
My cooking challenge for 2023 has been to reduce the amount of dish-washing required for any particular meal, without compromising nutrition too much. For some reason celebrity cookery books seem to skirt this type of topic :)

A man is sitting next to his newborn baby's cot. From the other room his father comes in and lays a hand on his shoulder.

"You've done really well, mate. You'll make a brilliant dad."

The son looks up and smiles with a bit of anxiety in his voice. "Thanks, Dad. I really hope so."

The old man pulls out a small book from his back pocket and hands it to his son. "Now that you're a parent, I'd like you to have this. I studied it for the first year of your life and memorised every single one. I'd love you to use it for my grandson."

The son looks at the cover which is titled 1000 Dad Jokes To Annoy Your Children. He looks up with tears in his eyes. "Dad...I'm honoured."

His dad smiles: "Hello, Honoured. I'm Dad."

#dadjokes

@actuallyautistic I feel like my art is very autistic. Example:

My dear American friends.

We have two spare rooms, and office we can put a bed in and large garden for tents.

You’re welcome here.