ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

There's a beautiful #lavender #bush absolutely filled with #bumblebees in my neighbourhood. They might be hard to spot on the photograph.

Every time I walk by I pause to enjoy their buzzing. Bumble bees make me happy. #bloomscrolling

Iggy has been holding on to this celery for an hour so far. She's been showing it to anyone who is at all mildly interested. Like you.
#DogsOfMastodon #GoldenRetriever

This day in history. 1976. Canada's parliament abolished capital punishment even though they'd heard William Shatner's version of Mr Tambourine Man.

If you're on a date, and you're pretty sure it's gonna end in sex, but you're not ready for any butt play yet, place both hands over your bum, and loudly state, "Nope, not happening in my tooter!". This should be done in a public place before the date officially begins.

Follow me for more Dating Hacks!

EIon Musk’s Wealth
2009: $.6B
2023: $249B

Jeff Bezos’s Wealth
2009: $6B
2023: $153B

Mark Zuckerberg’s Wealth
2009: $.6B
2023: $105B

Federal Minimum Wage
2009: $7.25
2023: $7.25

Billionaire tax rate: 8.2%
Worker tax rate: 13%

Pay workers.
Tax Billionaires.
Save our economy.

@SrRochardBunson Usually followed by my car getting into something he shouldn’t!

@CavedaleRhones @joshsusser @actuallyautistic

Maybe. But I look up words (especially their etymology) all the time. Gives interesting insights and allows more scrumptious word choices. ​

@joshsusser @actuallyautistic Good info. Was I the only person that had to look up “cromulent”? :-)

I'm leading this FREE twice monthly event for #actuallyautistic jewish folks sponsored by the jewish autism network.

come hang out.

all jews, no matter your background, are welcome.

@actuallyautistic

David Tennant, of Dr Who fame, apparently said some pro trans things and now the TERFs are going after him on Twitter. His response is that he isn't worried because, and I quote, "I'll be fine, Terfs can't climb stairs"

I want that on a T-shirt. No, I NEED that on a T-shirt!

Remember: Every accusation is actually a confession.

HI I WOULD LIKE TO CRAM YOU AND A THOUSAND STRANGERS INTO A MALL FOR A WEEK WHERE YOU HAVE TO MAKE SMALL TALK THE WHOLE TIME AND YOUR ONLY ESCAPE IS DROWNING AND ALSO YOU PAY ME MONEY

- inventor of the cruise ship

“Great, now I have to pee.”

@UncleDuke1969 I haven’t got enough energy to clean the bathroom, but someone has enough verve to create exquisitely crafted armor and shield for a squirrel. I’m 50% impressed and 50% horrified.

😂🤣 I would have never imagined this duo 😂

@theautisticcoach @actuallyautistic I use them as a last resort, but I find them to be physically uncomfortable. They make my ears hot and sweaty.

why do allistic people applaud their allistic friends when they abuse #ActuallyAutistic people on social media?

it's bizarre.

i've seen this a few times today here and it's super disturbing.

@actuallyautistic

@ScottSoCal @actuallyautistic