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Even when heat records are being broken all over the northern hemisphere, the classics are always appropriate.

@homelessjun @bike @actuallyautistic disappointing that that's what you got from what he said @markusl .

Iirc he talked about male privilege; how he was sexually assaulted before transitioning (presenting as a woman) but after transitioning (presenting as a man) he was never treated that way again etc etc

Are we just going to ignore the fact that Biden let Hurricane Hillary hit California when he could have used a Sharpie to move it out to sea safely?

From brick builder Angus MacLane, if you recognise it, I think it'll make you smile. I certainly had a little giggle. 😁

Professional news! 🚨

Today's my first day @STAT in my new role as a full-time reporter covering everywhere $ meets healthcare.

Dumb $ reason people aren't getting innovations or the best care? Screaming up the wall about ridiculous rules? Labor issues? πŸ€―β‰οΈ fees?

hmu: brittany.trang@statnews.com or 231-818-8189 on Signal

#MedMastodon #medicine #healthcare #health #doctors #healthpolicy #insurance

@RickiTarr @AirlockDoc Probably not *the* dumbest thing, but up there: I had a shithead stepfather who was into civil war re-enactments. This meant we had black powder lying around the place. One day, I was at home alone and bored, so I did what any normal kid would do: I made a bomb out of a toilet paper roll, tape, and black powder. Realized I didn’t have a way to close the top of the bomb and fashion a fuse, so I decided to set the tube of black powder down in the middle of our big green plastic trash can and toss matches in until I landed one in the tube. Hard to do, right?

I hit the tube on the second try.

There was a BA-FOOF! and then a huge column of smoke started pouring out of the can. I quickly slammed the lid on the can, but smoke still seeped out of the cracks the explosion had made in the sides.

Didn’t get caught, and that’s what matters.

This is what happens with "family values" when you're a fascist, and this is exactly where the USA is heading.

@ScottSoCal Yes, me too, but I guess intolerance is intolerance regardless of if you're trying to expose sickness and evil. Like I said in a post, I was forced to delete. Words are only as powerful as the reader makes them. If you go through life thinking you're not going to be offended by something, sometime, somewhere, and cry about it. You don't deserve to live in a free world.

Ok folks.... I've received a warning from the c.im moderator. Someone is reporting me saying i'm intolerant of religion. I appealed the warning, but should I be banned, oh well.... it's happened so many times, I really don't care. If I'm upsetting somebody's pet fantasy, I guess I should be banned. Mastodon must remain safe from dangerous people like me...

I’m pretty much done playing nice with so called progressive groups who are willing to throw trans kids under the bus just so they can go back to their funders and say they β€œpassed the bill to protect the children.” vice.com/en/article/qjv3qp/con

"This Is Sooo Not A Witch Hunt!"

(Shout out to Chandler Bing from the TV show Friends)

Twelve random John & Jane Doe's, selected by the defense and the prosecution, from a jury pool at each of the four locations in which Trump has been charged (GA, DC, NY, FL) will judge Trump's guilt or innocence.

America is a democracy 'OF THE PEOPLE' and it is the 'PEOPLE' that will hold Trump accountable for his actions!
#AureFreePress #Trump

Hi. If you see "Biden only gave {tiny amount} to help {issue X} while spending millions on Ukraine" in any of your social media, that is propaganda. It's from Putin's disinfo shops aimed at convincing the west to stop supporting Ukrainian defenses against the Russian invasion.

You can and should report and block those accounts.

#Ukraine #Disinformation

@actuallyautistic

We had an earthquake today, in the middle of our hurricane, but what I'm wondering if any of us work at Google, making Android sounds.
I've never heard my phone do an emergency alert for earthquakes before. The amber alerts are evil - like the atonal ones they do over the air. The earthquake alert is a happy little chime. OK, a happy REALLY LOUD chime. But it's a chime, not a "OMG the world is ending!!!" sound. I kind of like it.

After grilling lobster for my wife and grandsons, I made myself a gourmet grilled cheese (I’ll have lobster when I get home from work tonight) bourbon cured thick bacon, caramelized onion, GruyΓ¨re and cheddar cheese on thick cut milk bread. #WhataChefEats

I got an earthquake warning on my phone and felt the building sway in the middle of the storm.

Mother Nature, you are overwriting this scene. #LosAngeles

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