ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

Ladies and gentlemen and bots of #mastodon !

May I present to you the winner of the #Republican #debate!

#potus

@Jeramee @tarmoamer @Steve8282 @fzer0 @lednabwm @RnDanger @GatekeepKen @Mina

It's the reverse: we were made (evolved) to fit the puddle.

Makes sense....

Democrats, when a Democrat is indicted for corruption: "Yikes. This person should resign."

Republicans, when a Republican is indicted for corruption: "Witch hunt! Fake news! Hoax!"

Certifiable morons: "Ehhh, why vote? There's no difference between the two parties anyway..."

Yeah, whatev. Daddy still will never love you. #EricTrump #SourGrapes

"We need more weapons that make the game change… Soon hopefully the jets will come and we will make progress.
We need these weapons to regain the territories and have advantage on the battlefield." - Rustem Umerov

Oh my goodness I've just learned a thing about The Matrix that causes it to make a lot more sense: In the original script the humans were used as neural network compute clusters by the Machines and as a crucial component of The Matrix itself.

Which is why humans who were aware of the simulation could control aspects of The Matrix - their minds were part of its foundation.

Unfortunately the test audiences had trouble understanding this concept so the studio changed the human role to "batteries".

😅

Take your rules and.... where the sun doesn't shine!

It takes a very special type of dumbass, who’s exceedingly short of being a millionaire, to send “donations” to a self-proclaimed billionaire at the request of that “billionaire.”
#DonaldTrump #AmericanIdiots #MAGAmorons

Apparently my former instanace, pettingzoo.co, suddenly went kaput. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I am on a new instance and I am trying to re-connect with my Mastodon tribe. 🦣

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Good morning. 🍂🍂🍂

25 September 2023

Yesterday the sky was dark, and I was sure it would rain, but other than a few isolated drops, nada. Today, I hope will be different, my lawn could use some rain. I haven't been keeping up with watering this year. Interestingly, in Louisiana, you can find ground water about a foot below the surface.

My personality used to include a taste of OCD. When I say "used to" I mean relatively recent past, not my long-ago younger days. When something needed to get done, I would obsess until it happened. But now-a-days, in retirement, I'm as mellow as a pillow.

It's weird how our personalities change over the years. We're more like machines than we'd like to believe. A slight chemical imbalance changes the ballgame.

“Patience is the calm acceptance that things can happen in a different order than the one you have in mind.” - David G. Allen

#photo #photography #photographer #photographylovers #morning #foliage #weather #patience

Call me a radical Lefty, but I don’t think an entry-level federal employee should be subject to more stringent ethics rules than Clarence Thomas.

Stolpersteine (Tripping Sotones)

These are memorials in front of houses where Jews, and others, were taken from their homes during the Holocaust.

There are many, many, MANY of these throughout Germany.

Here in Germany, we are reminded every day where the Road of Hatred leads.

"We've used 5% of our defense budget to arm Ukraine. And with it, they've destroyed 50% of Putin's army." - Ad targeted to Republicans to support Ukraine https://lemmy.world/post/5671093

@deaconbleux
👋 Hi - I hope you'll like it here with us - gets crazy sometimes - so try not to lose it - we are all awesome 🥰

I don't think I'll never not find it weird when I come across someone called Babar, Celeste, or Cornelius. Like, no, only elephants can be called that.