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The 'alpha' cousin frottag-er FORMER Congress-critter. Ya know. The one that bleats about men being irresponsible wusses. Ya know. THAT one. Apparently he doesn't pay his bills.

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I hate that I have to avoid someone because they signed up for a multi level marketing scheme.
Damn you Nana.

God will never give you more than you can handle, unless you were born in the wrong place or don't have money. That makes God super mad.

I made a joke to one of my employees about something being β€˜truly ironic, Alanis’ but he just looked at me blankly, so for making me feel really old and out of touch there’s someone who ironically won’t be getting a promotion any time soon.

Dark Brandon is back!

After Donald Trump unveiled that his "major announcement" was the Sad! release of his collectible digital trading cards, President Biden showed him what a real presidential announcement looks like.

Well played, sir! πŸ‘

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Nothing is stopping you from writing a great novel right now other than not having any original ideas or the discipline to write a certain number of words each day or talent

How to Catch a Mountain Lion
an illustrative guide

1. Place a cardboard box where the animal frequently visits.
2. Sit back and wait.
3. A cat is a cat is a cat.

Visit to the Newton Room today (regional STEM hub for secondary schools), loads of renewable energy based experimental stuff. First year class, and very engaged. On top of that, one of the girls dug into SparkVue, an app I spend time explaining to 6th years and teachers, and created a beautifully well annotated set of multiple data runs, very impressed. All off her own initiative.

Absolutely delighted to join Mastodon!

Greetings to anyone interested in following my feed about the fascinating History of Science, including the works of Albert Einstein, Niels Bohr, Richard Feynman, Emmy Noether, John Wheeler, and many others.

Warm welcome to all followers!

Paul Halpern, Science Writer and Physicist

Musk has cancelled Santa Claus

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Migrating from Twitter and getting feel of this place.

Hello. Name's Natalia and I'm a #PhD student based in Edinburgh 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 drawing #pterosaurs when not researching pterosaurs πŸ‰

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Every #Walmart in the United States of America cost its community on average a million dollars per annum in subsidies for its workers since they can't pay them enough.

My 7-day Twitter suspension just ended but the last 7 days have been more than enough time to recognize the fade of Twitter’s glow. Sad to see how easily raw financial power can destroy, especially in the U.S.A. What an ungrateful immigrant Elon Musk has turned out to be!

It's time to forget about shaming Elon Musk. The whole point of his vile attack on Fauci is to Trigger The Libs. Shaming him only persuades his followers he's "drawing blood." We have to adapt to the reality that he is waging right wing information warfare.
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"People want to believe that the Trump NFTs are a jump-the-shark moment. And that would be great. I'd like it to be the case. But is this any more embarrassing or self-abasing that Trump U, or Trump Steaks, or the Official Trump Card?" thetriad.thebulwark.com/p/abou

@TonyStark
As an Army Veteran, this is exactly what stumps me. If we want/need our military members to be able to protect our nation at the drop of a hat, as I do, then we MUST protect them just as we protect ourselves against communicable diseases/viruses and such. To be against COVID vaccinations is reckless & seems to play into the hands of our enemies abroad & perhaps at home, and that may be the ultimate purpose for Republicans. If so, that is contrary to America's safety! Vax UP! Mask up!

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