ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

@ScottSoCal Heroyam Slava 🇺🇦

@OutOfExile_IDR_Voice @bkm psst... click on the hashtag #NaughtyElvesAdvent to see them all.

Just saying hello to everyone💙💛. We have problems with communication, electricity, water, but we are strong! Ukraine will win!🇺🇦

@CoachMark still love saying boost a toot 😂 Hasn’t gotten old yet

@ScottSoCal @MeidasTouch
Wendell Barry says it in poetry.
"Be like the fox who leaves tracks in all directions". 🦊

Inflatable pink flamingo?!? I’m so screwed.

Whoever named the Zamboni should get to name more things.

Journalists reinstated should take a stand and not return to Twitter. Returning only serves to feed his purpose.

My therapist told me you have to make yourself vulnerable in order to be happy, so she’s clearly never had a twitter account.

Today is the day I reveal to mastodon that I have a Great Dane who sits like this.

Thought it needed to be known
tap to see his full greatness

#greatdane #greatdanesofmastodon #introduction

Trickle-down economics has been an abject failure over the past 20 years. It’s time to invest in workers. Now.

*They used to laugh and call him names. Now they're all dead

I’ll be in Ukraine through the holidays and hope to give you a little slice of how Christmas and New Years is observed in a time of war.

I’m sure there will be some shivering but I’ve also already tracked down a small bowl of pho

@ScottSoCal as it should be!

He’s making a list
He’s not even checking it once
He assumes it’ll be grand
Irish Santa Claus is coming to town

Reports coming in that Elon Musk has been banned from Quinlans Fish Shop in Cahirciveen in retaliation for suspending @donieosullivan from Twitter

All you hear these days is mental health this, and mental health that. We didn't have mental health in my day, and I turned out fine!

*Laughs maniacally*

*Cries uncontrollably*

Therapy dogs waiting to start their shift at a children’s hospital.. 😊

Craving Victorian cough medicine.
Making do with a Lemsip and a couple of codeine.

#Victorian #BadMedicine #CoughSyrup #FluSeason

first they came for the immigrants, but i didn't care, because those people cause a lot of problems and they're unclean and strange

then they came for the homeless, but i didn't care, because i like my cities clean and they could just get a job, really what's so hard about that

then they came for the pregnant, but i didn't care, because men like me can always get their girlfriend's one if needed

then they came for the trans people, but i didn't care, because frankly they're sort of weird and just a fad and we're just indulging them and their wacko doctors

then they came for the permanently disabled, but i didn't care, because i was in good health and they should just stay at home or eat healthier

then they came for the journalists, and i wrote an op-ed titled “first they came for the journalists”

— liberal journalists