ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

What are some of your favorite cute noises to make?

I often say "bwee" "mew" "prrrrp!" "mweh" and various cat noises.

Let's be adorable together!! 💙

If you are surprised that Maggie Habermann gets her “scoops” from trump lawyers you haven’t read any of her articles on the stolen docs case. The two Pats seem particularly interested in laundering their reputations through the NYT printing press.

Happy Birthday to Madam C.J. Walker, born in Louisiana #OnThisDay in 1867. Walker was the 1st American woman to be a self-made millionaire, after she developed & marketed a line of cosmetics & health care products for Black women. She was also renowned as a philanthropist.

#history #OTD

@ScottSoCal he sounds like a very smart lad 😊

Howdy pardner

black as your soul

@ancient_catbus

I suck at shameless self promo, but I used to sell a bunch of these over on the bird site. When I left my sales of my 2023 calendars dropped. These calendars are full of Minnesota images, so I don't think the appeal will be large beyond The North and the Midwest. Anyway, if some of my bird site friends made it here and were looking, here it is. Now back to my regular sharing of art.

You can get them for 10% off using the code: BLIZZARD10

http://www.bryanhansel.com/calendar

#Minnesota

Trans folks, bringing your authentic self to the holidays is a gift for all around you. I think you have every right to leave and take that gift back if it is unappreciated or unwanted. #trans

Here's a few classic horror movies reimagined with my polymer clay sculpts 🖤 🖤 🖤

#HorrorMovies #MoviePoster #Clay #Art #cinemastodon #Cinema #Nosferatu

People who argue against raising the minimum wage are literally arguing that some people do not deserve to be able to afford the basics of life even if they work full-time. #WorkersRights #RaisetheMinimumWage

@talia_christine are you sure that’s something you really want?

If you're scrambling to find a last minute Christmas present for me (because giving gifts to internet strangers is a totally normal thing that everyone does) please check out my Patreon. I use these funds to write more of the facts that you maybe know and hopefully love.

But if you'd rather use the $12 to buy yourself a burrito in 2023, please do that. I mean it. Say what you will about me, but I am a man who respects a good burrito. Enjoy every bite. You've earned it.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Looking for a “Body by Jake” shirt except it’s one size too small and says “Body by Cake”

We do this silly little tradition on the Eve of an Eve, we call it an Evil, on this day we get to make one selfish wish just for ourselves. I would love to hear your selfish wishes if you feel like sharing.

Mine:

I really hope I can go on a week long beach vacation this coming year!

Happy Christmas Evil!

This gives me a newfound appreciation for moths.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

I don’t know with certainty what my own definition of happiness is, but I’m 100% sure I know what the dog’s is.
#DogAndHisBoy #Snuggles #happiness

After reading Cassidy Hutchinson's testimony, it's hard not to conclude that Mark Meadows is in deep legal doodoo. I know that's not a legal term, but it's apt.

The question is, with so much exposure, will Meadows flip on Trump? Perhaps he has already. We haven't heard much from him at all for some time now.

"It's not a war on Christmas," I growl, pausing to spit tobacco and lock my rifle scope on an elf, "if those little fucks shot first."