ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

It's 33F (1C) outside and raining. The streets are covered in Satan's own slushie. But I just spent an hour stomping around to all the bakeries in a half mile radius, collecting the best of their remaining pastries for breakfast tomorrow, and you know what? It was delightful. #joinIn

What if, now stay with me here, we invent a gun that fires thoughts and prayers?

@ScottSoCal

There's machines for that. They call them milk eggstractors.😬

Got suspended from Truth Social™️ for correctly spelling “you’re all damned traitors.”

I still love you, Amber.

"Starting next year, #Tesla will effectively be banned from advertising its vehicles as Full Self-Driving under a new law signed by [#California] Gov. Gavin Newsom."

https://t.co/Q3YVqSSeE0

People, please start using CamelCase to break apart words in #HashTags.

It makes it easier to read and more #accessible. Single words are OK to keep lowercase, unless they are proper nouns 😉

As an instance moderator, it makes it easier to review of you're a #MastoAdmin.

#CamelCaseAllTheHashTags

#Mastodon #HashTag #accessibilty

Please #boost this for visibility and to help improve the lives of many people.

I like following people who oppose NHS privatisation. If that’s you, could you pls share this post and follow me, and I’ll follow you back? Trying to find ‘my people’ 🤣💙

@ScottSoCal @godpod That…would be me. 😟

#meme #Christmas

I wish you happy holidays. Enjoy the time with your family and friends. And give your pet an extra hug and treat from me. 😊

Merry Christmas from The Netherlands!
Sander

@marcelias You and your crew have done an incredible job, as always. I try to not assume you'll always win, but after the way you've stomped the rightwing lunatics in Pennsylvania, I'm a little biased :)

Happy holidays and thanks for all you've done to save democracy!

I was going to join the high school debate team but my buddy was able to talk me out of it, so it was probably for the best.

One thing I'm learning this Christmas is that I apparently love fudge way more than anyone else, which is great because I've got this whole tray of fudge to myself

Weird how mental illness hardly shoots anyone in Canada.

Two holiday seasons ago my egg was cracking. I figured I could never transition. There were too many complications. I was too old. HRT wouldn’t work. My life would fall apart. I would feel like that forever.

I was very wrong. And now I’m excited to feel like this forever.

CW: transition timeline Dec 2020/Now

"You up?"
4th century, BC