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My wife decided to do a double-play-for-the-holiday special edition of Doing Olivia’s Makeup (still workshopping the name, but can’t help feeling the acronym may be appropriate at least), & in honor of a nice sunny day after the recent storms went with a rainbow theme #transjoy

I hope your day was Merry and bright and you found reasons to love yourself just as you are. You are beautiful as you are. ❀️
#JoinIn

I want to go back in time to a year before all of my friends were pregnant and constantly talking about being pregnant.

Oh, to be 12 again.

β€œForget sexy! We’re bringing measles back!!!”

-anti-vaxxers

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish he'll be buried in student loan debt and can't get a job with his fishing degree

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Nobody gives an eighth of a fuck that Pence is running for President. He's a spineless non-entity, like a beached jellyfish you'd recoil from at the beach, going "Aughhh!" Though I'm all in favor of piling Republican money onto useless bonfires. #politics

GOP: β€œWe’re not White Christian Nationalists!”

You: Are you white?
GOP: Yes

You: Are you Christian?
GOP: Yes

You: Do you support β€˜America First’ nationalism?
GOP: Yes

GOP: β€œBut we’re not White Christian Nationalists!”

@godpod it was my grandmother's birthday before that nonsense, so this year I'm planning as are the rest of my family in thinking about grandma white!

The Hungarian prime minister has cozy relations with Moscow, repeatedly stalls European Union sanctions, and insists that Kyiv should be forced to negotiate a peace deal. wapo.st/3jkJsFc

Sunset views from Smithwick, Texas, this evening. Standing on the gravel road at the top of the hill. Views are N, E, S, and W in order.

I don’t know whether Mike Pence is running for president, but I do know we’ve already had six years with Pence as a national figure and at best, they were underwhelming.

We are literally at six Pence, none the richer.

Reminder: Elon Musk personally being sued by Tesla shareholders for destroying value of the company. Expect many more of these lawsuits t.co/vOsNoeGiWx

I Iove this language. Because it makes sense.
Unlike Russia's maddening illogical trolling use of the same words to justify 'retaliating' (=missile strikes against civilians and infrastructure) against Ukraine acting to prevent further Russian invasion murders.
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RT @KyivIndependent
⚑️Air Force calls explosions on Russia's Engels airbase 'consequences of Moscow's actions in Ukraine.'

Yurii Ihnat, Air Force spokesman, said that "…
twitter.com/KyivIndependent/st

I think it’s important to repeat: you don't "have something to hide" when you put blinds on your windows or close the door when you're on the can or wear clothes.

Privacy isn't about having something to hide. It's not about keeping secrets. It's about you being the person who chooses what you reveal about yourself, and when, and to who, and the other word we have for that is "dignity". Your inherent dignity, as a human being.

Your privacy is the agency you have over your dignity.

This is #Zelensky as he was dressed to speak to a joint session of the US Congress. A military commander-in-chief wearing what amounts to dress battle fatigues with the crest of his nation. It's obvious this was the image he wanted to project.

A leader at war.

Cowardly Republicans who carry water for #Putin have been dogpiling him for not wearing a suit. Which reminds me a lot of Republicans dragging President Obama for wearing the wrong color suit.

In a saner society, every one of these Republican culture war gambits would be recognized for what they are: red herrings. Use of red herrings means you've conceded the main argument. That is, if you have any self-respect or dignity.

People on the left often make the mistake of trying to seriously engage the red herring instead of just shaming the person for being obtuse and intellectually dishonest

We know why Zelensky made the choice he made. And so do Republicans.

#slavaUkraini #nafo

If I was from Arkansas, I would be worried about the governor of my state one day walking right up to the podium and saying, β€œMy daddy says I’m the best at French kissing.”

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