ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

If I had a time machine I would travel back millions of years to meet my great axolotl grandparents.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

I just realized I never did an #introduction post lol oops

I'm a #trans woman with a shiny new master's degree in #datascience so yes, Python is my love language 🐍

My two other defining personality traits are:

- I'm a huge #trpg nerd (mostly #dnd and #cyberpunk but literally down to try out anything) 🎲

- I'm a pretentious #film #movies snob (especially when it comes to the apex of cinema, Surf's Up (2007)) 🎥

And that's pretty much me within 500 characters, be my internet friend pls :)

IN CASE OF FIRE:

1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.

2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.

3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.

4) Exit.

Barry Croft, Jr. plotted to kidnap Michigan’s governor, Gretchen Whitmer. Barry Croft , Jr. is a domestic terrorist and was just sentenced to nearly 20 years in jail.

This is how you help preserve our democracy: ACCOUNTABILITY.

@talia_christine this one is for you

Transitioning week 1: It'd be great if I could shave my body every once in a while, it feels really validating

Transitioning week 52: If I blast my tits with enough lasers I'll never see another hair on them as long as I live

Who'd have thought the winning tweet of the year would be such a late entry?!

Never take your eyes off a koala.
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The guy is a con man, through and through. Listen to him.

I’ve been bedridden sick since Christmas Day…

But hey…at least I didn’t fly Southwest!

My parents' cats. Many cats were street cats. They just came one day and stayed to live. The last to arrive was a small black cat, a very nimble cat😼

"never forget" means we must actively remember.
Follow @auschwitzmuseum for help with that
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On her birthday, we remember Star Trek actress Nichelle Nichols, one of the greats the world lost in 2022. 🖖

Learn more about Nichols' contributions to helping build a more diverse workforce at NASA: https://go.nasa.gov/3jsFcnr
#NASAhistory

Good morning everyone, from Apollo ❤️🐾 he's keeping an eye on the weather today. He really wants to go out to the field later today .. #dogsofmastodon

You know #JohnMastodon enjoys a hearty stein of Beef Fizz after a long day in the Federation mines

@robinhood

@ScottSoCal this is my first taste of a kinda smart watch and I already had to look and see if I could install some kind of Linux on it but that's a hard no lmao. I really like the idea of having access to all that stuff on your wrist though. just the Spotify controls and weather is as mind blowing as when I got my first Sony Ericsson flip phone with a web browser 😂

Yes, it’s the media that should worry about its reputation.

Fitbits are the new socks and underwear at xmas. idk anyone who has bought one for themselves but everyone I know has one lol

@ScottSoCal @morgfair

Lol...and claiming one has degrees from multiple institutions. Um, never done that. Ever.