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You can call them yoga pants all you want, but you and I both know those are really eating-snacks-on-the-sofa pants.

more than anyone else kyrsten sinema proves my longtime theory that people who self-identify as "quirky" are utterly insufferable

SPECIAL 4️⃣2️⃣ DATE

Today is day 30 of month 12

As all humans know, 30 + 12 = 42

The current year is 2022

And 20 + 22 = 42

The last time this occurred was 30 December 1923 – long before #DouglasAdams was born

The next time it'll happen will be 30 December 2121 – so this is a momentous, one-off day in our lives

Perhaps today someone on this planet of ours will FINALLY understand life, the universe and everything..! 😎🌍

#FortyTwo #TheAnswer
#Life #Universe #Everything #HitchhikersGuide #SciFi

This is your reminder that Ginni Q Thomas' "best friend" presides over our Supreme Court.

A gorgeous client of mine just told me they called a pet psychic about their dog's behavior issues and she dropped at least 3 points.

I know everyone is tired of #COVID19 but #CovidIsNotOver & #CovidIsAirborne

It would be best to #StayHome for New Year’s Eve, but if you just can’t stand it anymore, here are a few tips for #SaferCelebrations

1) Vaccines & boosters greatly increase your protection against severe Covid, hospitalization, & death.

Make sure everyone at your gathering is vaxxed & boosted.

#GetVaccinatedNow

#GetBoosted

#SaferCelebrations
#CovidWarriors

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In 2014 Ohio a Cop shot and killed Tamir Riceβ€”an unarmed 12-year-old Black boyβ€”claimed self defense, and was acquitted. He’s out free without facing any accountability.

In 2022 Ohio a white man shot and killed Sinzae Reedβ€”an unarmed 13-year-old Black boyβ€”claimed self defense, and Cops won’t even charge him. He’s out free without facing any accountability.

This is what systemic white supremacy looks like. We’re moving backwards.πŸ˜“

I love Bhangra, and I love snowshoeing on frozen lakes. Now it was time to mix them together. Enjoy the vibe! Watch on YouTube: youtu.be/61I90Vf5aM0

Greta Thunberg trolled Andrew Tate so hard he incriminated himself and got arrested. 2022 is ending on a good note.

I paid more in taxes last year than this PoS paid in three. (And that was with taking every legal deduction I possibly could). #trumptaxes #trumptaxreturns #trumpstaxes #fraud #taxtherich #taxreturns

Oh look it’s fuck TERFs Friday.

Fuck TERFs.

Eye contact 

We survived another week. And another year! Some days it felt like we might not. But 2023 is another year to struggle for trans rights and social justice for all.

So proud of everyone who defied the hate this year, through protest or coming out or just by existing.
#TransPride

This dog when my mother visits. As if I don’t personally worship him πŸ™„

#dogs

This is Griffin, my friend’s Guinea Pig. Whenever they went on vacation, Griffin stayed with us. I loved having him as a guest - as soon as I was home it was cuddles and floor time. I made a folder called Griffin’s Holiday Adventures and filled it with photos they could access while they were away. They have since moved away, so I don’t get to have such an adorable house guest anymore. Griffin taught me so much. I sure miss him. #AltTxt #AltText #GuineaPigsOfMastadon #Pets #GuineaPig

Has anyone vetted 2023 yet?

We can't just keep letting years in here with no background check.

If you could become a character in a medieval fantasy novel, which of these characters would you like to become?
*Names are gender ambiguous
#Medieval #Fantasy #Novel #Character

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