ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

One time in grad school I was in a meeting that Would Not End so I said I had to go because my ride was leaving and afterwards my friend texted me to ask "Didn't you drive yourself today" and I was like "Yeah, I'm my ride and I'm leaving."

I don’t mean to sound racist…

But nobody really likes white chocolate.

In Poland, waxwing birds love to eat fermented fruit, get drunk and then lie insensible on the pavement.
People collect them and put them in a safe place until they sober up... #OurBeautifulWorld
Thanks to @StateofPoland for the photo.

I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to read all the links I send you to things that prove you’re wrong until you stop saying it and say what I want you to say instead.

Wednesdays are aerobic-strength days: a cardio workout with 2lb hand weights. Felt really good today! And, of course, the evening dog walk...

Same workout as last week: I like this one! https://youtu.be/6-X58hb3L_U #exercise #fitness #accountability

Image: a screenshot from Fitbit app highlighting a walking session and an aerobic workout.

Someone should probably check on Hank.

I'm an artist in the SF Bay area and just joined Mastodon. This is my first post. "Sky Drama" watercolor 12 x 16"
#watercolors #painting #art #sfbayarea #artist

Not to get all political but I think fascism is bad.

My daughter has me in her phone as Spawn Unit.

I will never own a better shirt than this.

https://twitter.com/SamRamani2/status/1613201267760979968

"BREAKING: Poland confirms it will supply Leopard tanks to Ukraine"

#NAFO #SlavaUkraini #RussiaIsATerroristState #UkraineWillWin

My bar for friendships from this point forward will be "Jamie Lee Curtis As Michelle Yeoh Wins a Golden Globe" -level ride or die.

#GoldenGlobes #JamieLeeCurtis #MichelleYeoh #Friendship #Women

Be you.
#Unique #Humor #Funny

She looks like that other actress but she's not her - and other things my husband actually understands when say them

Wow, that's so innovative.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Everyday Americans pay 99% of taxes they owe, while the top 1% hides over 20% of their income from the IRS each year.

We need to make it easier for everyday Americans to receive their tax refunds, instead of making it easier for tax cheats to skip out on paying their fair share.

From the beginning, I’ve always ensured that Mastodon headquarters is fully stocked with the finest toilet paper the world has to offer: Charmin Ultra Soft.

I've been lurking w/o #introduction but that now just seems unneighborly. So, hi! I'm a humanities & digital scholarship librarian at a midwestern liberal arts college. PhD in English and teaching/research interests in critical digital & #data studies, life writing, US literatures, and #DH. When I'm not parenting or sleeping to recover from parenting, I'm probably running. Slowly. Or reading. Of course.

This is why I will always love #StarTrek
These were the ethos behind it and it shows through. #SciFi #DEI #Diversity

My partner gifted me this beautiful framed print of the first #DeepField taken by the #JamesWebbSpaceTelescope. It makes me feel like I'm peering into a portal into space.