ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

In Britain, it's called a lift, but Americans call it an elevator. I guess we were just raised differently.

@Aurani @SecularJeffrey

Imagine having to be Barbie's sidekick? Either she's a steadfast best friend, or she's seeing Ken on the side.

My partner called me “the sexiest thing on two legs,” and I became concerned for our pets.

Today I want to share something cute with you🥰
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1316778954/rabbit-brooch-embroidery-brooch-bead

@SecularJeffrey midge has seen some shit.

Leaked image of VW's first self-driving car.

Is it just me or is there some irony or sick humor for the placement of a fire extinguisher next to a statue of Joan of Arc? Just shaking my head here #Histodons #JoanofArc #Geneadons

"When one door closes, another opens"

Not if you live in a properly functioning house.

3 stages of mindfulness:

ABSENTMINDFULNESS:
When is that mindfulness workshop?

REMINDFULNESS:
*checks date*

NEVERMINDFULNESS:
Missed it. Oh well

Up next: 2005 Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

Got my towel right next to me!

#DontPanic

Welp, just moved from social.snorklr to here, what's going on? So for a little introduction, I'm an old retired software engineer, now part time book seller full time cook and cat caretaker, captivated by anything furry feathered, green or breathing. I still have hopes for this wicked world because the good and sane silent majority are getting a little pissed off and tired of the bull shite. Happy to be here and no longer on the old bird app! 😎 👍

I'm against feminism because of what Jesus said, but I don't know precisely what Jesus said because my husband doesn't like me reading.

To all of you who voted you would like to get one - I finally made surprise / mystery bags! I can't tell you what's in them but I can say it's beautiful, tasty and music merch-y. Suitable for people of all genders. Worldwide shipping available.
I'll update them on bandcamp a little later but they can also be purchased via PayPal.
30£ (36.50$) including delivery to wherever you are in the world.
Comment if you'd like to get one!
Music: https://linktr.ee/skalymusic

Lord, grant me the serenity to understand why anyone who has seen what Elon has done to the Twitter app would ever put a child in a Tesla.

🕯️ It is so painful... Children who died as a result of a Russian missile attack on the Dnipro on January 14.

#RuWarCrimes_UW #ISAREdnannia

Unexpected Clouds Toward the Andromeda Galaxy

Image Credit & Copyright: Yann Sainty & Marcel Drechsler

https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap230117.html #APOD

"The Washington Post continued to run Twitter ads to boost views to its branded content campaigns on the platform late last month, despite one of its reporters being banned a few weeks prior"

https://www.axios.com/newsletters/axios-media-trends-1f66ce7b-9a47-400c-ac21-1c4efa4d5eba.html

I'm that reporter. It's now been more than a month since I was suspended on Twitter for sharing factual journalism. I miss a few people there, but the website has been easily replaced.

Hey! If you don't know me yet, I'm Skaly, I do music, spoken word poetry and videos mostly inspired by mental health, gender, metaphysics, neurodiversity and the climate crisis. Here is a link for listening on any of the main platforms (including bandcamp, YouTube, Apple Music, Spotify and more):
https://linktr.ee/skalymusic

I also sell my handmade jewellery and merchandise, you can check them out if you'd like!

📸Meital Azulay

#Music #newmusic #bandcamp #musicians #Spotify #mastodon #yes

#theBeeAt3

Basic bee facts every day at 3pm.

# 46.

Relatively hardy, and able to vibrate their bodies to create heat, bumblebees are able to forage in cooler temperatures than honey bees. They can begin foraging earlier in the day and continue later into the evening.

#bees #bee #beesofmastodon
#beesanctuaryireland #beesanctuary
#bumblebees #solitarybees #flowers
#nature #organic #vegan #pollinators #photography