ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

I don't feel like working. Like, ever again.

I've had quite enough of cis white men who think I need to hear their most banal, pedantic thoughts about how I'm the real problem.

I'm not interested in what you have to say. Your opinions are meaningless to me.

@SecularJeffrey did you see the 2016 Dirk Gently series? Surreal fun!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirk_Gently%27s_Holistic_Detective_Agency_(TV_series)

In Britain, it's called a lift, but Americans call it an elevator. I guess we were just raised differently.

@Aurani @SecularJeffrey

Imagine having to be Barbie's sidekick? Either she's a steadfast best friend, or she's seeing Ken on the side.

My partner called me “the sexiest thing on two legs,” and I became concerned for our pets.

Today I want to share something cute with you🥰
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1316778954/rabbit-brooch-embroidery-brooch-bead

@SecularJeffrey midge has seen some shit.

Leaked image of VW's first self-driving car.

Is it just me or is there some irony or sick humor for the placement of a fire extinguisher next to a statue of Joan of Arc? Just shaking my head here #Histodons #JoanofArc #Geneadons

"When one door closes, another opens"

Not if you live in a properly functioning house.

3 stages of mindfulness:

ABSENTMINDFULNESS:
When is that mindfulness workshop?

REMINDFULNESS:
*checks date*

NEVERMINDFULNESS:
Missed it. Oh well

Up next: 2005 Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

Got my towel right next to me!

#DontPanic

Welp, just moved from social.snorklr to here, what's going on? So for a little introduction, I'm an old retired software engineer, now part time book seller full time cook and cat caretaker, captivated by anything furry feathered, green or breathing. I still have hopes for this wicked world because the good and sane silent majority are getting a little pissed off and tired of the bull shite. Happy to be here and no longer on the old bird app! 😎 👍

I'm against feminism because of what Jesus said, but I don't know precisely what Jesus said because my husband doesn't like me reading.

To all of you who voted you would like to get one - I finally made surprise / mystery bags! I can't tell you what's in them but I can say it's beautiful, tasty and music merch-y. Suitable for people of all genders. Worldwide shipping available.
I'll update them on bandcamp a little later but they can also be purchased via PayPal.
30£ (36.50$) including delivery to wherever you are in the world.
Comment if you'd like to get one!
Music: https://linktr.ee/skalymusic

Lord, grant me the serenity to understand why anyone who has seen what Elon has done to the Twitter app would ever put a child in a Tesla.

🕯️ It is so painful... Children who died as a result of a Russian missile attack on the Dnipro on January 14.

#RuWarCrimes_UW #ISAREdnannia

Unexpected Clouds Toward the Andromeda Galaxy

Image Credit & Copyright: Yann Sainty & Marcel Drechsler

https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap230117.html #APOD