ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

This explains a lot.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

If petting dogs lowers your blood pressure, and a weighted blanket calms and soothes, I should be about the most chill human on the planet right now. #dogs #DogsOfMastodon #chill #NapTime

#Google could give EACH of the 12,000 employees it just laid off a $1,000,000 severance and still have $5 BILLION in profits left over from its last quarter alone (Q4 profits were $17B)

Instead, they just dumped 12,000 people onto the job market, which affects everyone, in a society in which such things as healthcare rely on employment.

When are we going to stop giving corporations that leech off us a free pass on civic responsibility?

#layoffs #googlelayoffs #capitalism #corporations #healthcare

Excuse me but I found a beaver dam earlier and it made my day. Possibly my week. Or month. We’ll see.

#BeaverDam #DamnDam

@drmaddkap

Can anyone send me a link for a penguin-to-inches conversion calculator?

He hasn’t a shred of decency.
#Humor #Funny

Don’t worry your secret is safe with me.

No really…I’m an overwhelmed, menopausal woman with ADHD.

I won’t even remember your secret in 10 min. I’d pass a polygraph, no problem.

@Talia_christine
Anyone remember this?:
M R DUCKS
NO M R NOT
O S M R
C M WANGS
L I B
M R DUCKS

⚡GET SHOT TO LIVE⚡

I received my latest Pfizer Covid vaccine a week ago. I felt fine for 36 hours, then developed a lethargy which led to a 12 hour 'nap'.

I've felt fine since and am very thankful for the protection this shot provides.

Latest Covid-19 booster shot tied to 81% decline in Hospitalizations; 86% decline in Covid-19 Deaths!

I encourage you to consider getting the shot as well.

The life you save may be your own!
#covid19 #coronavirus #COVID

https://www.medpagetoday.com/infectiousdisease/covid19vaccine/102679

Who created one of life’s great mysteries?

Was it Milton or was it Bradley?

Thank you, Sunday Express! I agree, Allegiance is a wonderful and beautiful show.

For tix to our London performance, visit https://allegiancemusical.com

So, the European Union has set up its own Mastodon instance, EU Voice, as an official channel/platform for all its many institutions - what a great initiative https://social.network.europa.eu/about
#TwitterMigration #europe #Diplomacy #Transparency

Orion's Belt is a huge waist of space. ..

I know, I know, a terrible joke... only 3 stars.