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Whenever this commercial comes on and the narrator says:

β€œI made chicken,
the one you like.”

I immediately picture her saying it in a threatening manner as if she grabbed his favorite pet chicken from the coop and cooked it and I’m just sitting there staring like WTF, Kerrygold?

What kind of snowflakes could take offense of someone ELSE using a mask? I still use one in public transportation and no one has EVER say πŸ’© about it! Not even a look! If I said it once, I said it a thousand times! Thank God there is no #MAGA in Portugal! #Idiocracy2023

This is Daisy. She’s a big hugger. Are you feeling sad today? A hug from Daisy is all you need❀️
#dogsofmastodon #dogs

Today I learned from @0xabad1dea that a lot of large solar farm owners use sheep herds to maintain their grass and they're called solarpunk grazers and life seems a little better. 🀘

@petertrek1
Stafleet Command: 'Ensign Kim, we've been reviewing your record on the Voyager, and after awarding you all the promotions you've earned, including interest, it looks like you are now President. We await your orders, sir.'
#startrek

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I like the Navy because they have terms like, β€œdinghy”, β€œrear admiral” and β€œpoopdeck” and nobody has questioned it since its inception.

Say their names

Diana Tom, 70
My Nhan, 65
Lilian Li, 63
Xiujuan Yu, 57
Hong Jian, 62
Muoi Ung, 67
Valentino Alvero, 68
Yu Kao, 72
Chia Yau, 76
Wen Yu, 64
Ming Ma, 72

These are the victims of the Lunar New Year Festival shooting.

They were community builders, grandparents, dancers.

β€˜I want to live’: the Ukraine hotline encouraging Russians to surrender | Ukraine | The Guardian theguardian.com/world/2023/jan

Selfie, eye contact 

Figured I'd try one in the mirror, like my heroine Jessica. I cheated and used a tripod though. Yes, that's my green screen in the background, behind my desk.

The Scariest Thing I Heard a Man Say Today. 

The scariest thing I heard a #man say today:

"I'm really uncomfortable with the idea that #women feel they hold some kind of power to #reject men."

He proceeded to argue that any #single woman who is asked out on a #date should accept out of politeness and is only permitted to reject the man after that first date has concluded.

*eyelid twitches*

#feminism

heartbroken entomologist: everything reminds me of him

#Introduction - I'm Congress member Ritchie Torres from #NewYork , The past few days here have been great, I want to keep building our platform here on #Mastodon to make sure we can continue our conversations on a public social media platform.

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