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Coming this summer, Owen Wilson in his most challenging role yet…

Sunsets, skate boarding & his positive nature were all things Tyre Nichols was known for.

When Nichols was murdered by cops, he was on his way home from taking sunset photos at a park.

He was 100 yards away from his parents' house when he was stopped by cops who killed him.

Nichols is survived by his 4 y/o son.

He loved being a father & loved his son.

When he wasn't working, Nichols headed to Shelby Farms Park to skateboard, something he'd been doing since he was 6 y/o.

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When someone else’s happiness is your happiness, what are you? A loser? Get your own fucken happiness.

The quality of a friendship is inversely proportional to the time you spend cleaning up for their visit.

It's a confusing time. I don't even know who my real imaginary friends are anymore.

Had a great idea for a cooking show where two cooks walk around forests cooking various wild animals.

But they won’t let me call it the Beary Hikers.

#LunchPun

Just been for an evening walk with Jean Paul which is always delightful as it’s basically a whole load of this πŸ™„

#Mondog #DogsOfMastodon #FrenchBulldog

Published in 2016, this brilliant comic by artist Joe Dater somehow feels even more timely in 2023. #art

Air alarm. Apparently, russians will bomb us with their "good missiles" that bring russian peace🀒 I recently read an article about environmental protection. Do you think "good russian rockets" are environmentally friendly?

I am sick of being silenced for my perfectly valid beliefs*

* The Jetsons and The Flintstones take place simultaneously in the same cinematic universe due to a nuclear war tearing society into two different technologically based dichotomies

One thing to understand about police "reform" is that, if you have to teach someone that it's wrong to brutally beat an innocent person to death, you _can't_ actually teach them that it's wrong to brutally beat an innocent person to death.

I used to be lactose intolerant. But then some lactose moved in next door, we became friends, and I grew as a person

I’m the spirit of sharing quality content, please enjoy my favorite meme of all time.

Saying β€œhalf the country” is voting for these people gives them credence. The Republicans are not 50% of voters, they just have rigged the playing field so they have outsized influence on our government/elections. We need to remind people that the majority does not agree with the right’s agenda and to use their votes and voices to make that abundantly clear.

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