ScottinSoCal πΊπ¦ π π³βπ @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es
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- He/Him
- Orientation
- So gay. So, so gay.
- JoeMyGod
- Ε ΔΕΕ§Ε§ Δ - πΊπ¦ π
So... me. Work in aerospace, more space, not as much aero. Can fix my own car, choose not to. Can fix the random appliance of your choice. Hardcore introvert in person, which is why I love online. Lifelong science fiction fan. Read constantly. Scalzi is my favorite author, because he mixes exactly the right amount of snark into his writing. Together with a guy 30+ years, married since it was legal. Own a home in CA and don't plan to leave unless I immigrate to another country.
Joined Nov 2022
My BFA, named Boo, would let me brace his beak on my finger while I gave him head scratches. I know a parrot's beak is sensitive, and resting it on a cold, hard cage can't feel great. Scooter won't accept that. Head scratches are on her terms only, and woe to he who interferes.
#ParrotsOfMastodon #Parrots
My Arch Enemy is anyone who tells me what they "think" I want to hear, rather than the truth.
That is what fucks up my world, time & time again. I can deal with mistakes I've made having all the facts, but when people keep facts from me, because they think I "can't handle it"?!?!?!
I ran out of night cream recently and I've had to use day cream instead.
Am I going to die?
Some of you kids are all "Eat the rich!" and, look, Lefty McLeftowicz, let's just make sure the remedy isn't worse than the disease, by which of course I mean let's find a cure for Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease first.
Everybidy is talking about that one Chinese spy balloon flying over the US.
Nobody is talking about the thousands of *cloaked* spy balloons that are also flying over the US.
Via flickr https://flic.kr/p/1112kojZuG (PeCeT_full)
#Fox #Bot
Quickest way to end workplace small talk:
Coworker: So, do you have kids?
Me: Not anymore.
My kids say they prefer food without the burnt bits
Like they know what that tastes like
Okay, someone of you now needs to suggest me a movie.
Would like to watch one, but no idea which π
GOP Rep Paul Gosar spoke at Nazi & pro-Hitler events, doubled down repeatedly, & still fraternizes with white supremacists.
GOP Rep MT Greene cites Jewish space lasers, speaks at Nazi events, & still fraternizes with white supremacists.
And GOP continues to embrace them into leadership positions.
But please tell us more about how Rep Ilhan Omar unequivocally apologizing for her words & meeting with Jewish leaders for healing is the real antisemitism.π€
Me: Iβm making chicken for dinner. What kind would you like?
18: The kind with the two first names.
Me: ???
18: It has green stuff on it.
Me: You mean ROSEMARY chicken?
18: Yeah, that one
Next time someone questions if birds really are dinosaurs, show them this picture!
βStupid kid fell in the well again.β
-if Lassie had been a cat
- Pronouns
- He/Him
- Orientation
- So gay. So, so gay.
- JoeMyGod
- Ε ΔΕΕ§Ε§ Δ - πΊπ¦ π
So... me. Work in aerospace, more space, not as much aero. Can fix my own car, choose not to. Can fix the random appliance of your choice. Hardcore introvert in person, which is why I love online. Lifelong science fiction fan. Read constantly. Scalzi is my favorite author, because he mixes exactly the right amount of snark into his writing. Together with a guy 30+ years, married since it was legal. Own a home in CA and don't plan to leave unless I immigrate to another country.
Joined Nov 2022
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