ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

I once ate fried chicken with a spork in Gainesville, Georgia, where it is illegal to use utensils to do so. So if any of you women are looking for a Bad Boy….

audrey turns irate
loretta goes into a snit
evelyn becomes vexed
harriet has a fit of pique
dorothy gets slightly miffed

@jordanlafordan @punkonbus1701 I'm guessing HBO Max and DirecTV have some kind of exclusivity deal.

@ScottSoCal @lolgop This isn't the own you think it is because everyone can snap off a state before you even finish the question.

New (old) handmade gate into one of the new woodlands that we are creating. The Bee Sanctuary of Ireland. Thanks
@thebeeguy
@beesanctuaryireland
#sanctuary
#trees
#nature

@ScottSoCal I'm sure that Socialist grannies are a tiny percentage of grannies overall--especially in Utah.

It’s foolproof.
#Humor #Funny

Uh oh, now both Fishy and Ruby are demanding that I get more Patreon subscribers so I can write more facts and buy them more treats.

I tried to explain to them that they're looking a little round and maybe they don't need more treats.

They told me to shut up. They told me I don't know anything. They called me a big bozo and told me to get back to work. My own cats said these words straight to my face.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

I just stumbled upon this definition of Left Wing at the Urban Dictionary. It is quite accurate.

A nonexistent political spectrum on the North American continent due to monstrous shifting to the right...

"In this country, assuming a centrist position makes you right wing. A true left wing extremist is something you've never seen, and wouldn't know if one snuck up and smacked you on the back of the skull with a picket sign."

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Left%20Wing

For the first time, THE SHADOW GALAXY has outpaced HELIOPAUSE in sales in its preorder phase. That's really cool. Thank you to everyone who has preordered the book!! Preorders are so important. I have some links here if you want choices: https://jdiannedotson.com/shadow-galaxy

Sleepy boi
#dogs #DogsOfMastodon #RVdogs #RescueDogs #MonDog

Bahaha.
#Funny #Humor

Women covered in the blood of their slain enemies is

I see Tom Brady's entering his Patrick Bateman era

Women who have lost their partners in battle against russian invaders say the word "widow" is too painful to accept. Coming together in a Facebook group, they offer the mutual support and understanding they say can only come from someone going through the same kind of grief.

(2 Minute) YouTube📽️ 🔗 https://youtu.be/gWUVXHF7peM

#Ukraine 🇺🇦 #SlavaUkraine #RussiaIsATerroristState
#СлаваУкраїні! #StandWithUkraine

Some hoes are way too kinky.

HOSES I meant hoses.

...please don't search my browser history

I frequently have to remind my friends in Silicon Valley, that the military is not "more right wing" than Silicon Valley. The military is more inclusive.

There are way more Black employees in the military than in Silicon Valley. Military demographics look closer to real US society, but with Black people being *over* represented.

If you're standing in a room of 100 VCs in Atherton, vs a room of 100 active duty marines in Camp Pendleton, there are more Trump voters in the Atherton room. 🙂🙃

i had to discipline my pet rock

so yes i have hit rock bottom