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I was checking out of a hotel and my wife criticized me for leaving a tip for the maid with a note that said β€œGracias.” She said it was very presumptuous and bigoted of me to assume that the maid was Spanish-speaking. She was not happy when I told her that I made the assumption because when I was banging the maid while my wife was in the hotel fitness room she kept screaming, β€œAy, Papi.”

[checkout counter]
CASHIER: That'll be $17.95.
ME: [pulls out a $50]
CASHIER: Sorry, we've been having problems with counterfeit money. Have anything smaller?
ME: Sure [pulls out a $30]

My small and humble spot in the big universe. Thanks, Sun, for your shine these days πŸ™πŸ½

β€œRepublicans introduce a trojan horse bill to create a public record of every abortion in Montana.β€œ

I’ve been shouting this for years, now it’s more and more direct: #AbortionIsAPrivacyIssue #AbortionIsAPrivacyLawIssue #MedicalPrivacy #AbortionIsHealthcare

Not just the mother, but the father too.

north40.substack.com/p/republi

Republicans gladly hold their base by furthering gun violence with their policies & laws -resp. for incomprehensible suffering & deaths: HighestπŸ”«violence: mainly in🩸states.: In the past 6 decades, TX has experienced at least 19 mass shootings that've killed a total of nearly 200 & wounded >230. Yet state leaders have repeatedly batted away measures that'd limit access to guns -instead eased restrictions on publicly carrying +making it harder for local govts to reg. them-: propublica.org/article/mass-sh

This is dreadfully sad but also proof that actual badass courageous journalism still lives in the harshest places:

"Had I committed a real crime then it would be possible to ask for leniency, but again, due to my moral and ethical qualities, I would not do this. ... No totalitarian regime has ever been as strong as before its collapse."

bbc.com/news/world-europe-6464

A splendid Tuesday with spring like weather in my neck of New England (which is a treat this time of year)!

This is another iteration of my tulips in full bloom and ready to shed its pedals. Photograph found here:
pixels.com/featured/tulips-in-

Like share on this Valentine day = love!

#BuyArtNotCandy #GiftThemArt #ButIntoArt, #AYearForArt #ArtMatters #NaturePhotography #TheArtNetwork

Almost cut my finger off cutting up some celery and all I could think is, this never happens with cupcakes.

@TonyStark

I don’t want republicans in my bedroom. I don’t want republicans in my doctor’s office. I don’t want republicans in my medicine cabinet. I don’t want republicans in government at all.

Mozilla CEO Mitchell Baker discusses Mastodon with the Verge.

Looks like the approach will be three-fold:

1. Set up a Mozilla instance
2. Study and learn about the Fediverse
3. Build new initiatives based on ActivityPub

Before building new tech, Mozilla wants to be an active participant in the Fediverse and learn from itβ€”not go pushing its weight around like a gorilla.

theverge.com/2023/2/14/2359834

First Mastodon post...been a long time since first post on a social network!

β€œGet woke, go broke” is _exactly_ the same as whites who boycotted integrated businesses in the 1960s. They’re making the same threat today with only slightly different language.

My teenage daughter just saw Marylin Monroe for the first time...and shouted "Mama it's you!" Then shimmied. I'll take it!
#Kids #Validation #MILF

I think I was most disappointed about people on the internet when I made a gag about the kids show Bluey and a confusion over Bluey also being slang for a porno, and the first 10 comments steadfastly rejected the notion that it was slang for porno.

Everything else, all the hate etc I expect, but that was pure disappointment.

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