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My allotment #robin is often watching me when I work on the allotment in case I disturb some insects or worms he can eat πŸ™‚ #wildlife #birds

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The FAA has guidelines on this actually. These groups likely follow the rules and didn't deserve to have their balloons shot down.

ecfr.gov/current/title-14/chap

When yet another cis person proclaims that they're buying the TERF wizard game, I don't bother trying to talk them out of it. I don't take their argument bait or indulge their desire for absolution. I just quietly put them on a mental list of people who can't be trusted.

Putin really is running a nazi regime.. Not fighting one

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I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus.

But geometry is where I draw the line.

It's 18:15 local and suddenly quiet here.
The kids who were playing outside have obviously been called home for dinner,

16 Feb 2023 ⬇️

Another Top Russian Official Found Dead After Apparent Plunge From High-Rise Apartment

Marina #Yankina, 58, was the head of finance and procurement of the #Russian Defense Ministry’s Western Military District.

#RussianWorld

rferl.org/a/russia-senior-offi

The real story behind all those UFOs the Air Force was shooting down last week is quite embarrassing.

I’m guessing someone at NORAD has now figured out why the sensitivity settings on the radar was turned down in the first place.

aviationweek.com/defense-space

You can shit out whatever "nuanced" sophist apologias for #JKRowling you want but the most vile, demonstrably shit-hearted fascist scumbags in America agree with her and that's pretty much all anyone should need to know.

β€œAll good in the hood”

I continue repeating to myself as I pull my hoodie strings as tightly as possible while lying in a fetal position under the conference room table, counting down the minutes until this meeting is over.

In America, they say the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.

But that just sounds like someone trying to sell two guns.

I was checking out of a hotel and my wife criticized me for leaving a tip for the maid with a note that said β€œGracias.” She said it was very presumptuous and bigoted of me to assume that the maid was Spanish-speaking. She was not happy when I told her that I made the assumption because when I was banging the maid while my wife was in the hotel fitness room she kept screaming, β€œAy, Papi.”

[checkout counter]
CASHIER: That'll be $17.95.
ME: [pulls out a $50]
CASHIER: Sorry, we've been having problems with counterfeit money. Have anything smaller?
ME: Sure [pulls out a $30]

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