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I create art prints of the cutest dogs in the world and maybe you like what I do. Make someone happy with my art, greetings Berthold

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@Tengrain @Green_Footballs
"Joining us now are the people who gave us the monstrous GOP candidates the Dirty F'king Hippies told us were going to do terrible things to the country. The DFH's were absolutely right, but we can't have them on because that would mean the terrorists win."
@driftglass @bluegal
"Coming up next, former RNC chairman Michael Steele who is filling in for Chris Hayes all month."

It gets so old to turn on MSNBC and see Never-Trump Republicans giving their never-ending takes on what Democrats need to do, after these people spent most of their lives working ceaselessly (and profiting mightily) to create the exact political conditions that produced a monster like Donald Trump.

Okay, so, I just found out that I'm being laid off. My department is being completely dissolved.

I'm really sad, because I was doing full remote data entry, and I've never been happier with a job in my life. My mental health has never been better, either.

So, can anyone point me towards a fully-remote position that involves working with data, not phones? I swear, I'm super qualified and really good at this. I work hard, and I'm dependable.

@Popehat as the joke goes:
The English language is confusing, thereโ€™s one silent k in knight, two silent kโ€™s in Knick Knack, and three silent kโ€™s in Republican.

@Popehat free speech does not mean anyone is owed a microphone. Free speech does mean you can bring your own soapbox and that others have the right to respond with their own free speech

#rights #FreedomOfSpeech

US funding to #Ukraine is monitored for fraud and diversion. Weapons are inventoried and tracked. Aid is audited and reports sent to legislators. There are no blank checks to Kyiv.
#war #russia
thehill.com/opinion/national-s

You know what I find super exhausting? People who are complete contrarians to popular media ALL THE TIME. Like thatโ€™s a red flag to me because it makes me think you forgot how to have fun. Or just enjoy something for what it is.

Expect to see many banking crisis jokes on here in the near future. Common examples include:

-Has the US tried turning the banking system off and on again?

-Maybe banks shouldn't have spent so much money on avocado toast.

-Why don't banks just pull themselves up by their bootstraps?

They will all be funny and you should boost all of them.

When you start dating someone new, how long should you wait before telling them you have kids? One year? Two?

Stop using the phrase โ€œculture wars.โ€

Their tactics are attacks on human rights.

Allow me to explain. It's really quite simple if you pretend you are wealthy political donor.
Republicans dumped nearly $1T since 2015 to change the Republican party to the Trump party. Trump continues that control but the money is now split. Republicans have been trashing the US economy for over 2 years with constant pressure to force the economy into recession. So far that has failed.

Now, suddenly, we have a small bank fail and yet another Republican effort to destroy the US Economy.
#gop

You like my new slipper/shoes from Montane?

I haven't worn any type of shoe since 1999 ๐Ÿ˜ฎ I had surgery to cut my tendons in each ankle in 97 that they used to do for boys with Duchenne. It was a complete waste of time and made my feet weak and painful, so I stopped wearing shoes for 24 years.

#Shoes #Disability #Disabled #Health #Healthcare #Duchenne #Sheffield #Mastodon

Unbreakable๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿฉน

"Nonetheless, right-wing depravity on this issue is quite evident in South Carolina, where more than a dozen lawmakers have signed on to a bill that could result in a death sentence for anyone who has an abortion."

"But he said men who impregnate shouldnโ€™t face punishment for an abortion.

โ€œDifferent feelings, different people,โ€ Trump said."

"South Carolina Republicans float the death penalty for abortion"

msnbc.com/the-reidout/reidout- via @Msnbc

#Depravity #TheCrueltyISThePoint

@msnbc@mastodon.social

Whenever my husband eats something today, I am going to say "Eat two, Brute."

We can't forgive student loans because students knew full well what they were getting into but yes, let's bail out banks because golly shucks gee whiz banking is just too difficult for the poor little bankers to wrap their heads around.

Bullet proof safe room for US schools.

Tell me again how drag queens are the problem.

(I predict we are less of 5 years away from Republicans suggesting US children should attend school in full riot gear to protect against school shootings - rather than address the gun issue, of course. Kids love riot gear! It comes in cool colors!)

#SchoolShootings #GunControl #GunCulture #GunViolence #USPol

๐Ÿ”—: wbrc.com/app/2023/03/13/new-sa

Before you close a web page make sure you scroll up to the top, so itโ€™s in the right position for the next person

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