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Call me Ishmael. Some years agoβ€”never mind how long preciselyβ€”having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about…”

Who needs ethical Supreme Court Justices? We do!

Key Senate Dems want Supreme Court funding tied to an ethics code for justices cnn.com/2023/04/03/politics/su

They're about to announce the artemis astronauts and i didn't apply and I'm probably unqualified but I'm so nervous, what if they pick me and i have to go to the moon

t.me/liveukraine_media/7734 βš οΈπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊUkrainian hackers from the Cyber Resistance group gained access to the payment card of Russian volunteer Mikhail Luchin, a friend of the deceased propagandist Vladlen Tatarsky, and bought $25,000 worth of sex toys. Luchin linked his "volunteer" card to his AliExpress account, and hackers gained access to it. Now, instead of drones, Luchin is receiving truckloads of dildos and strap-on (more) #Ukraine #News #Invasion #Russia #9yearsOfWarInUkraine #WantedDeadOrAlive

What the fucking fuck? The QAnon Shaman is being released waaaaay ahead of his 41-month sentence for trying to overthrow the damned government. This is white-man justice.
npr.org/2023/03/31/1167319814/

β˜•οΈπŸ“ Good morning. The serene awakening of your smile brings magic to this day. I have a surprise for you. I've prepared you a warm and delicious coffee, accompanied by freshly glazed pastries with sweet strawberry coulis. Thank you for passing by today. I wish you a day filled with smiles and blessings. Thank you for being part of this world; Thank you for being you. 🌞

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I just learned that Britain’s deadliest animal is the cow, killing as it does nearly 3 people each year. Not 3 whole people. Just nearly 3

Now if that’s not quintessentially British, I don’t know what is.

Immediately scrolling to the bottom of Terms & Agreements and clicking OK is known as American Acceptionalism

I remember when Aaron Swartz was criminally prosecuted for downloading too many academic journal articles, but, sure, it's totally cool to scrape everyone's personal photographs as part of a commercial effort to market discriminatory surveillance tech to police departments.

businessinsider.com/clearview-

Peter Beinart is absolutely right. One of the biggest reasons the political left is weak in the US is that many of us on the left choose to tear away at each other across lines that divide us, rather than making common cause and turning our critical focus towards those who really deserve that focus, those setting us against each other from the top of the economic ladder.

The lack of solidarity of many on the left in US, and the insistence on purism tests: so politically dumb.

#solidarity
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Your regular reminder that if you have a β€œno politics” rule, what you really have is a community that is only welcoming to straight white cis men

@DaveMWilburn It infuriates me just seeing people refer to Russia-Ukraine War as β€œcrisis” or β€œconflict”. It’s hard to view it as anything other than a transparent attempt to downplay the deaths and suffering of tens of thousands.

come on down to the stop n shop in salem tomorrow between 10 and 12, where I’ll be autographing copies of my new self-published book, β€œMusk: Ascent of a Man”

I DON'T NETFLIX AND CHILL, I BETAMAX AND RUN AMOK.

I propose that all major #tech companies stop developing new software features & new hardware for a full year. And then spend that year fixing the shit they’ve already released so it actually works properly.

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