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I was riffing with my roommates about robots — the idea of a self driving car leading us to a self-riding bike, a self-reading book, a self-touching field of grass — when I suddenly remembered this Perry Bible Fellowship collab that’s not really online anywhere. Enjoy.

I'm not clicking on any news stories about Donald Trump unless there's actual news, which is a surprisingly high bar.

"If you tilt your head up and forward slightly, it will help reduce the double chin in photos."

The enemy of freedom must lose, that is why we ask the #USA for support - speech by the President of Ukraine at an online meeting with members of the #US National Association of Governors

Extract
The enemy of freedom must lose – quickly and surely where he came with a criminal and unprovoked war of aggression. That is why we ask the USA for support, for weapons and finances.

(12 Minute) YouTube📽️ 🔗 https://youtu.be/lmOxtWwBkx0

#Ukraine 🇺🇦 #SlavaUkraine #RussiaIsATerroristState
#StandWithUkraine

If I had something interesting to say right now, this is where it would be. But I don’t have anything interesting to say right now. Sorry for wasting your time. Carry on.

Started here in November and can just about see a little toe on one of my Mastodon feet. Just to introduce myself again, I'm a journalist, creative writer and teacher at Goldsmiths, University of London. You might know me as @rashmeerl over on Twitter. Here's my website: https://www.rashmee.com https://twitter.com/rashmeerl #TwitterMigration #journalism #creativewriting #politics #introduction

And just to prove I am not in fact a rooster/velociraptor chimera

It's kind of a Jesus Christ thing, in the "Jesus Christ, won't this asshole ever shut up?" sense.

Well, there you have it. 69% don't know the difference between a jar and a pitcher.

So, do I pop champagne now or give it a few minutes to chill so I don't have to drink warm french piss?

What's the proper etiquette here?

I just want a scene in the Barbie movie where they're living in the rv and using the dream house as an airbnb because the property taxes were killing them and ken's onlyfans tanked

Leslie Stahl did immeasurable damage, just like the media did with Trump. She should retire in shame. The drive to normalize batshit crazy white supremacists is unconscionable. But it never stops.

God bless Donald J. Trump's health. May his aged body stay strong enough that he lives to experience several more indictments, the guilty verdicts, and the orange jumpsuit.

Wishing I'd absentee voted :(

Imagine if Germany helped Americans get rid of Nazis? That would be some direct counter balancing of the universe.

Sounds like Marjorie Three Names got shouted and whistled down by New Yorkers who outnumbered the MAGA faithful.

Ah, the Big Apple! Doesn’t disappoint.

If your answer to the Nashville shooting is "there's nothing we can do" or "guns don't kill people, people do" or "if someone wants to kill you not much you can do to stop them" you are a witless cowardly cretin and you should step aside so decent human beings can prove you 100% wrong.