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The moment when you're reading a magazine and you want to go to the next page, but the magazine has locked up or something, because tapping the edge of the page isn't working. And then you realize it's a paper magazine, so it doesn't care if you tap the edge of the page.

Elon Musk is the Gordon Ramsey of innovation, too busy critiquing to actually cook.

If you live in a state that has or is trying to de-facto ban your pride parade, it's time to go old school.

I help organize one of the world's largest *unpermitted* annual demonstration marches, and I'm happy to connect you with our coalition to learn how you can do the same.

We will NOT be silenced in OUR streets.

Looking to get off Twitter. The one thing really keeping me there is the larger community of poets, who are inventive and fascinating but also incredibly resistant to change. So if you're on Mastodon, and a poet, and I don't follow you, hit me up so I can change that.

@lednabm @pvonhellermannn

"Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact it's cold as hell"
Elton John and Bernie Taupin
#muskmademequotesirelton

1920, Harley Davidson police motorcycle and mobile booking center. #PastTimes

via Brian Roemmele from Twitter

RT @JulianCastro
It would be colossally dumb for Texas to ban tenure, would cost the state dearly in the long run. But Republicans want higher education professionals to constantly fear losing their jobs if they speak up against extremism. The better to keep them quiet or replace them. twitter.com/meganmmenchaca/sta

Woop! :blobcheer:

Suspended a TON of automated spam account and a dozen IP's used for creating them!

I like spam bot hunting :blobcatgiggle: Takes a lot of time but worth it!

We love and cherish our traditions. We can say that they are transmitted through DNA. I want to share with you a video where my friend is dancing. Find a mom-to-be with a tummy. So sweet πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°
Folk dance ensemble "Kvity Ukraine" Ankara (Turkey)

β€œI did not sacrifice 21 years of my life to stand idly by, while religious fanatics try to impose fascism on my country”

My hero this week is former Navy Commander John Wessley Rexrode, who goes to the podium at a local schoolboard meeting to speak the truth about the new book ban laws. πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯

youtu.be/CXr9YcMU_WU

reddit is so fickle
spend hours on something - meh
repost a meme? - 100% upvotes, lots of comments, etc.

I keep biting my tongue to keep from making a joke about Elon Musk having inherited a fortune in Dunning-Krugerrands.

This headline! This has become my favorite. Vile, Classless, Human Armpit Fart, A-Hole .. hehehehehehe

wonkodon.com/@wonkette_bot/110

… because the easier it is to vote the less effective their gerrymandering and stupid laws are, *cough, no feeding or hydrating people in line for voting *cough.
Gift article πŸ‘‡
wapo.st/41JpULF

It’s 4/20 and I got higher than Elon’s rocket.

I'm beginning to think MyPillow's patented filling is 80% lies and 20% batshit. Just a hunch.

Florida has extended the β€œdon’t say gay” law all the way through high school graduation

This means all public school children cannot mention or learn about the existence the LGBTQ+ community

All the bad faith people saying β€œthis will only apply up to 3rd grade” are part of the problem. Literal useful idiots to fascist Christian zealots.

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