ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

Croghan, the Big Man, lounging in the executive suite as befits his rank.

Meanwhile, everybody else gets to be in a cozy heap in hanging basket.

#rats #petRats #ratsOfTheFediverse

@ScottSoCal #tinybugs this could start some stories.

In my hands is a signed launch-day Xbox 360. Looking up, Bill Gates is smiling at me. Everybody in Best Buy is smiling.

I take off my Apple Vision. I am back in the retirement home. Nobody has visited me for 16 years. I put the Apple Vision back on.

I hold the Xbox 360. Everybody in Best Buy is smiling

#bugs A tiny - like the size of this i - leggy, pale green, millipede looking bug fell from a silver maple and landed on my hand. Then the tiny beast bit or stung me! I relocated the rude thing. One of its companions must have crawled up my pants leg and attacked there. I’m afraid fatalities resulted.
#farm adventures!

Missing the Point announces the release of its virtual reality headsets that will make the world appear darker.

Apropos for #PrideMonth:

#voting #bigotry #hate #LGBTQRights #TransRights #Elections

A polite note to the driver of the white BMW with whom I (miraculously, by mere inches and milliseconds) avoided a collision when you came screeching around a blind bend in the lanes on my side of the road:

We drive on the left in the UK. As your car has UK plates, I hope and trust this is not new information to you.
There’s this One Neat Driving Trick called ‘always be able to stop in the space that you can see’. Maybe try it some time?
Cunt.

If you see a black person cross your stream, you better follow them goddamnit. It’s white as rice in here.

#Jack endorsed a man that #Elon hosted on #Twitter. How much more obvious does it have to be?!

Jack is a fascist too. Start behaving and treating him accordingly.

Question EVERYTHING about #Bluesky.

Elon = Twitter
Jack = Bluesky

people like to say "money can't buy happiness"

but 90% of my problems would instantly evaporate if i just didn't have to worry about cash all the goddamn time

if so much of the world wasn't gated behind fucking dollars

happiness can't be bought, but the prerequisites for it can -- food, shelter, warmth... stability, pretty much

it's a lot easier to find happiness when you're not consistently stressed out about finances

Colgate-Palmolive, which controls 40% of the toothpaste market, has increased prices 12% even as volume declined by 2%. As a result, the company's profits have soared.

Greed and market concentration are driving inflation, not workers demanding better wages and benefits.

"We just learned this one thing about X and it'll blow your mind."

No, no it won't.

“With #Apple Vision Pro, you’re no longer limited by ….[checks price]….the bother of people significantly poorer than you appearing in your field of vision.”

I love that I can share science or history or even *soil* ⬆️ on #Mastodon & every comment is thoughtful, polite & interesting.

It’s a nice reminder that despite what I became accustomed to elsewhere, social media can still be interesting & fun. Long live the #fediverse🖖 /2

Accurate. #GoodMorning #DailyGiggle

quarter boy

I wish the world could get as excited about heat pumps as they are when the fruit company has announcements about new stuff

I'm just gonna leave this here.

UKRAINE ATTACKS!!!

Say a prayer and send healing thoughts to the brave Ukrainian Freedom Fighters who today are moving against the Russian invaders!

More alarming every hour': Russians admit Ukraine gains. Is counteroffensive underway? Live updates
#Ukraine️ #Russia #Russian #Putin #EU #NATO #Zelensky #war #news #Moscow #USA #UK #Germany #Poland #France #Turkey #Finland #Bakhmut

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2023/06/05/ukraine-russia-war-live-updates/70288023007/