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I shot the sheriff but I didn’t try to overturn the duly executed election and place myself as a dictator for life

#PerfectPerpWalkSong
#TrumpCrimeFamilyArrestWeek
#HashTagGames

Everything just got still and the temperature went up.

#Hilary #Storm #Weather

BREAKING -- It is now once again legal to provide food and water to people waiting in line to vote in Georgia.

A federal court just struck down Governor Brian Kemp's attempt at voter suppression.

I was trying to convince an old Twitter friend to join Mastodon and they were like β€œwell, how many followers do you have on Mastodon?” and I thought about it and realized that’s one of the problems with the Twitter mentality.

On Mastodonβ€”I don’t have any followersβ€”I have friends.

Trump will nonchalantly be telling the press that Meadows and Giuliani β€œare vaguely familiar names,” and that they β€œwere probably coffee boys during his last campaign.
#Trump #CriminalTrump #MarkMeadows #RudyGiuliani

@pathfinder @markusl @sentient_water @hosford42 @Tooden @actuallyautistic @neurodiversity
the comment thread once again shows me the fascinating variety of sensitivities of my fellow autistic hoomans.

I was diagnosed 4 years ago at the age of 48 and am still in the phase of separating my demands from those of my habitual maskings.

I have since found out that I don't particularly like the neurotypical world view, but I mostly come to terms with these people.

Anyway, nice to meet you guys. :)

β€œβ€˜Hey, I’m running against a guy, I’m going to Indict him 3 or 4 times to keep him busy.’ Does anyone think that Crooked Joe Biden would have said something like this??? MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!β€œ
~ Donald J. Trump

Hey, Trump!
Biden isn’t β€œrunning against” you. He did that in 2020, and he stomped your ass. If you land the GOP nom, YOU will be running against Biden. And he’ll mercilessly stomp your fascist ass again.

You’re going to prison.
#DonaldTrump #CriminalTrump #Trump #ScaredPuppy

I've had a Door Dash driver a few times whose car is covered in Trump Won signs, stickers and flags.

I registered a complaint that I don't want to see his nazi ass again. I was credited my order price.

We'll see if they send him again.

@asbestos @Autistrain @hosford42 @sal @actuallyautistic @neurodiversity @Tooden @ScottSoCal @pathfinder @markusl @johnettesnuggs @sentient_water @Adventurer
Hmmm... When men say I'd be cuter if I smiled, maybe I should... and just dig out the most awkward smile I have in inventory.

@AlisonW @ScottSoCal @allenstenhaus @hellomiakoda @Autistrain @asbestos @hosford42 @sal @actuallyautistic @neurodiversity @Tooden @pathfinder @markusl @johnettesnuggs @sentient_water @Adventurer I've got a bunch of weird friends, most of them ND, and I'm the butler of His Furry Highness the Prince. My cat already had the name Prince when I adopted him, and it fits, he's a spoiled aristocat.

My wife had a 4X6 pride flag on her bulletin board at a bio testing lab. She's a director there, and it's important to her that the gay people who work under her know they are welcome.

Someone from her team, who is very nice to their gay co-worker's face, filed a very general complaint about it.

Naturally, I assumed the person was upset the pride flag was too small. So I made my wife a 12X8 stained glass flag to put in its place.

#pride
#maliciouscompliance
#stainedglassart
#stainedglass

Do Flat Earthers also believe the sun and moon are flat? Like, is the entire solar system just a mismatched collection of space dinner plates?

@gemelliz @sean_yyz This is one of the things I hate most with Ford - when my government uses my tax dollars to advertise their garbage takes to me - Ontario Place, advertising against teachers or other unions, against actions by the federal government like the Carbon Tax… absolutely infuriating.

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