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Dear American citizens, whatever you wish more German citizens would have done in 1933, do that now.

I used to think I had face blindness but now I realize it's probably just because I don’t look at anyone while talking to them so I have no idea what they actually look like.

Oh yeah! I got to play with #LiquidNitrogen at work the other week. It was a strike off my bucket list!

"If the band kids and the theater kids work together to prevent me from stealing their lunch money, it's only fair that I demand far more lunch money from them next week!

How dare they deny me -- their best friend! -- of my right to take their lunches? Terrible allies! The worst! I insist they stop bullying me immediately!"

I got into an Uber earlier and the first thing the driver said was "I love you"...

So, 5 stars, right?

Anyway, not quite knowing how to respond, I said, "I love YOU"...
He frowned at me and asked why I would say that!?

And this was when I realised he had been talking to his wife on the phone...

Elon is not the richest man in the world because he sells the most cars. He doesn't sell nearly enough cars to be that rich.

Elon is the richest man in the world, because a lot of people (like you! 🀑) own his stocks.

The easiest person for you to convince to own less of that stock, is yourself.

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Just in time for another pandemic. My money's on measles but I also like being surprised.

This isn’t cost reduction. This is vital service in health and safely reduction. This is a reduction of life saving services.

I’d say β€œa pox on all the non-Kamala voters” - except the legitimately suppressed, of course - but we’re all going to get a pox anyway. Thanks a million.

HHS to downsize by 10K workers, aiming for cost reduction, RFK Jr. announces:
thehill.com/policy/healthcare/

β€œSpring rolls are up! Tell Darlene to move her ass.”

I haven’t worked for #PBS or #NPR, but I’ve collaborated with both to share #science stories.

The talented people there are always thoughtful, curious & kind. They’ve gifted us Mister Rogers, Carl Sagan, Julia Child, LeVar Burton & Elmo. 🌈

It’s appalling to see members of Congress attack them for political points.

At the time I got married, 13 years ago, I lived in a flat. I liked it cos it was a short walk from the train station. Good for getting home after late nights out.

My wife moved in. One day she said, "The only problem with this flat is that it's a long walk from the station."

Long?

Turns out it's short if you go thru the woods & by the dark underpass, a route a woman would never think of taking.

And that was my 1st lesson in how we inhabit the same space but live in different worlds.

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Via Kyle Griffin:

The #LGBTQ youth suicide prevention and crisis intervention group The Trevor Project said in a statement it had "an approximately a 125% increase in crisis contact volume" on Election Day through Wednesday morning compared to typical days.

Jan. 6 Officer Nearly Crushed To Death Predicts 'A Cold January'

β€œPeople voted for someone who would see them never vote again,” Washington Metropolitan Police Officer Daniel Hodges told HuffPost

huffpost.com/entry/jan-6-offic

Had to get outside today. Found myself at a park, where I felt compelled to defend an immigrant family’s right to be there.

I must admit, it took me a few minutes to speak up. I was initially reluctant to do soβ€”I am not young. I am not in good health. I am not of large frame. And the young men were not nice.

So, I gathered my thoughts & my courage & then, said what I said. Something disarming & then, something more pointed. I ended up babbling something about the gift of this beautiful sun shiny day & was relieved when they turned & walked away.

The father shared his appreciation for my β€œkind manner.” Said his wife had wanted to leave but when he heard me, he said to her, β€œSee. See, there are still kind people here.” We continued to talk for a bit and they were so lovely. I am happy to have meet them & their beautiful children. I am happy I found the courage to say *something.*

Still, I cried all the way home.

We have to stand up for each other now.

Being out, proud, and obnoxiously nonbinary is immensely important right now.

Hateful people want to scare us into hiding and invisibility, and some of us will have to comply.

So be out for those who can't. Remind the world that nonbinary people exist. Make it clear that our enemies are taking rights away from real people.

We are here to stay.

#NonBinaryPositivity #NonBinaryPride #NonBinary #exorsexism

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