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@Shadejackrabbit Garcon, fetch me more breadsticks! If you go with haste, I may allow you a fraction of the surplus value you are rightly denied

love to have a regular one in which i proclaim my love of the dark orb, as one does

no but im thinking more on the wording and if somebody "proclaims" they support capitalism while on a date, how does that come up?

"excuse me sir, waiter? yes i'll have the spare ribs please, they sound like a delicious way to spend capital, the only true thing of value, in the best economic system ever devised"

@ink_slinger "One man said he was ditched after proclaiming he supported capitalism."

Good.

@maple these tech people are probably runnning windows, which has bloated in resource usage since the launch of windows 10, to my endless frustration

yet another reminder i need to get my linux partition set up

MH / sui 

@streetvalkyrie@radical.town this must be so frustrating, and im sorry it's so difficult. *offers hug?*

got called miss karate for doing jojo poses in the checkout line great

Honestly i already pose like a theatre major and JoJo isn't gonna decrease that

I'm not gonna spend $60 on taco bell merch but at the same time becoming a cursed thot with that sauce packet bikini is pretty tempting

Vent 

Being sick sucks ass i want to get out of bedddddddd

@rach@cybre.space I'm not going to blow up your inbox by faving every single one of these but know that i would

I feel like JoJo has tried to seduce me personally by not only making Caeser Zeppeli a thot but introducing him wooing a girl with pasta, god damn

Student: I'm getting an English minor cause i think culture is important.
Me: detroit become human sucked ass and im here purely out of spite.
Professor: *nods approvingly*

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