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y'all haven't heard, The Legend of John Mastodon?

He's 69 Feet tall, with his trusty pal Tooty the Orange Mastodon

He's the most famous programmer of them all

Just mentioning his name makes other social media tremble and fall

One click-clack of his famous giant keyboard and Tooty's famous 'toot!' would make everyone gather near & far

For none would want to miss his memes, the freshest around, no matter how bizarre

Mastodon won’t fully serve as a Twitter replacement until Dril makes the move

Train of thought
Car of hunger
Horse of desire
Segway of sleep
Fighter jet of anxiety
Submarine of jealousy
Electric scooter of satisfaction

i really should get back into standalone programming and writing

i might want a mobile client for mastodon since i won't be home for a bit

who lives in the instance under the web

JOHN MAS TO DON

who kicked elon's ass and got permabanned?

JOHN MAS TO DON

#JohnMastodon

Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!