Tarale @Tarale@computerfairi.es

The Internet tallies up your missteps, amplifies them, and ignores anything you try to do to make amends.

my dickbutt shirt has passed customs and is in Melbourne

where is my dickbutt shirt

I can't wait till my animal magnets arrive too

I love getting whiteboards and pens and stuff

@Xkeeper on this, don't they also oppose much background checking at all? Like, there's a known relationship between domestic violence and gun violence, but… ???

fricken pimples right on that sensitive part of your nose where if you so much as look at it you sneeze suddenly argh

@atinyfairy it definitely satisfies my need for colour vomit 👍✨🌈

Got bored, made avatar glitchy.

acid wash jeans

@hungrychangeling it was purple and glittering and I hope they liked it

although I still imagine the elevator maintenance guy finding it and it making his day

@hungrychangeling There's gotta be someone who can help because this isn't entirely an uncommon thing for stuff to fall down there… which reminds me…

A long time ago I was moving all my stuff to a new place, and I moved a chest of bedside drawers without emptying it… and a dildo fell out and rolled across the floor and fell down there

and I never ever called anyone about that

@hungrychangeling Can someone help with that? Building maintenance? I remember seeing a phone or two dropped down that teeny gap before and our admin staff being called… but I never found out what happened

@hungrychangeling oh noooooooooooooooooooo

I am supposed to be doing my bank reconciliation.

I'm not.

butts.