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Bad joke explained; shouting; fake sui 

@catoutofbed @SilviaFox
OH MY FUCKING GOD DID I REALLY JUST REFER TO THE SECOND NATIONAL TREASURE MOVIE USING THE SECOND HARRY POTTER BOOK'S TITLE?!?!?!?
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Kill me now.

Bad joke explained, Halo: Reach ending spoiler 

@SilviaFox @catoutofbed
For the National Treasure part, you'll just have to suck it up and watch the second film.

As for Halo: Reach, the ending has your character, Noble 6, failing to leave the planet Reach, and is thus doomed to be killed by the enemy (they turn the planet to glass soon after).
Noble 6's story ends before that, at the top of a hill, facing down an endless number of enemy soldiers. The scene ends only when you die.

Bad joke explained 

@SilviaFox @catoutofbed
The Noble 6 part (which is a major spoiler and thus not actually explained) or the "couldn't resist" part?

@catoutofbed @SilviaFox
I'm willing to like his bad films if it speaks to me. Like "The Sorcerer's Apprentice."

Bad joke explained 

@catoutofbed @SilviaFox
Also... I probably should have put a "spoiler" CW in my joke.

Bad joke explained 

@SilviaFox @catoutofbed
National Treasure: Chamber of Secrets. Gates (Nicolas Cage) puts his hand in a hole to open up a secret entrance. Acts like it caught his hand painfully. (His bad joke, mine being a Halo: Reach reference.) Starts screaming to the horror of his parents.
A few seconds later, he laughs (and stops screaming) and says, "I'm sorry, I couldn't resist."

offer of affection also response 

@gaypowishorny @LottieVixen@dev.glitch.social
Technically, no. Different instance. Accessible from, though.

@SilviaFox @catoutofbed
Heh.
When I was growing up, the phone was actually in the kitchen. Well, when we moved in with my paternal grandfather, we got a second line that was in one of the bedrooms, but that used a cordless handset. Grandpa's phone was a rotary with a 4-prong connector.

@softgoat
Try opening your computer before using the canned air. Otherwise you just move the dust around instead of out.

polycule 

@SilviaFox
i want to map my second hand relationships to cute girls

phone addiction, attention starving 

i think one reason why i take so long to get up is i keep looking at my phone waiting for people to talk to me until i feel satisfied with the attention and it just never happens because i need way too much attention to function well

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