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very general violence mention 

If someone makes a bad pun, don't jokingly threaten them with violence!
Those are not the same kind of joke AT ALL!

If someone jokingly questions your competence, don't jokingly threaten them with violence!
Those are not the same kind of joke AT ALL!

UNLESS you have already an established relationship with that person where you BOTH jokingly threaten violence, DO NOT DO THAT!

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very general violence mention 

UUUUGH. Don't joke about violence when you haven't established that kind of relationship with the other person.

Like... don't do that!

If your friends know you like to joke about doing violence to them, but are really a kind person... okay.
But don't do that to strangers!

DO NOT MAKE JOKES ABOUT VIOLENCE!

Anybody want to (voice?)chat on Discord for a bit?
DM me your Discord user ID and I'll friend you!
Or the other way around, if you want!

I have a polyamorous love-hate relationship with reality and all its facets.

Alright, friends, I'm doing #research for that potion-making mobile game I mentioned the other day:

What are some common (or uncommon) substances/materials used to create #potions either in games/media or IRL?

These can be specific or general, and you get bonus points for providing what combinations stereotypically (or actually) create what type of effect.

Please #share this around, because I can use as many #ideas as I can get!

#boostThis #help #question #gamedev

That means I will be streaming The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword at that URL.
In case that wasn't clear :blobblush:

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I will be beginning the Ages of Legend in TWO HOURS!
The Legend will be that of , and the Age that of the !

Join me at 20:00 CEST (18:00 UTC): mixer.com/AgesOfLegend

And if you can't afford it, I am so sorry. I will help you smash capitalism, though, call me anytime!

*Don't actually call me. Text me! I hate talking on the phone.

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There are some thing I like about being an adult (legally speaking).

I mean, there is stuff like doing all manner of healthy things without my mom finding out, but... uh... I mean... about being an adult (no for reals).

Having insurance and backups.
Those are so VERY VERY CALMING.

If you haven't got them, and you can afford to, go get them!
Or just get one (backups are probably a lot cheaper than insurance).

It feels very nice!

The real "boss battle," is called collective bargaining,

What the hell is wrong with search engines.
I type in a common use case, add "program" and the first 30 results are tutorials for how to write my own program????????

Okay, so I'm playing MK8 on my Wii U, and I'm playing with Isabelle of course (after recently learning she is canonically bisexual)!

And when she nails a stunt she emotes heart :blobhearteyes:
And when she wins a race she emotes lots and lots of flowers :blobaww:

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Give your local catenby some :headpats: (if they’re okay with that)

Can you imagine?
An sit-down arcade cabinet with steering wheel and exercise bike?
The difficulty of the exercise bike depends on your heartrate and the portion of the track.
There's worldwide online multiplayer!

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I really should go the gym and play some Mario Kart!

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