bev! @TonicBH@computerfairi.es

Got a new TV for Christmas and now I'm playing all the hot new games on it

It's Christmas eve so time to bust out the Christmas music for the next 48 hours

you know, there comes a point where randomizers stop being interesting, and judging by this speedrun, we've clearly passed that point.

Got my hair cut. I like how this looks.

Since I'm too poor and behind-the-times to play Remedy's new game Control, I opted for the next best thing:

Might as well try taking selfies and see if people like my looks, I guess

I wonder if I have too much music

Got one of those antifa milkshakes. Surprised Arby's would sell them!

what the fuck is this bullshit

me: "man, why does my website take ages to load"

website: *images are not optimized, causing long loads*

me:

Love that Spotify decides to ignore my startup options and start up when I boot Windows, even though I told it not to.

I made this dumb thing so people can start throwing it as a response to Ninja being mentioned on birdsite or elsewhere.

Feel free to use it.

Sup dawg I herd u like chocolate so we put chocolate in ur chocolate so u can choco while u late

For those who don't believe me (username censored to protect the guilty):

Sometimes I make dumb impulse purchases like these.

These look so goofy yet I like them??

nice

what the fuck is this

Hi, my character is a squirrel.

They're cute. At least I think so.

I don't make gifs often but when I do it's for dumb stuff like this.

This big goober is just sprawled over this chair like it ain't no thing