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I was cleaning out links I had kept for amusement/specific purposes and I forgot I had favorited the Silent Hill Wiki Circumcision meltdown that is sadly lost to time thanks to Storify's shutdown.

Please tell me someone saved it :(

Did a fair share of productive things, and I feel tired.

Yet I want to be more productive? I don't get it.

Writing 1500 words about cards that Nintendo released for an ill-fated system, and realizing that might be why I'm so disinterested in Nintendo.

Burned too many times during my teen years just made me look elsewhere.

I'm not even in gamedev and even *I* know Game Development Is Hard.

Any dumb speedrun trick is not the fault of "lazy developers," stop saying that for the love of god, speedrunners.

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Watching someone speedrun a game called Valley and the runner keeps calling the developers lazy.

STOP πŸ‘ CALLING πŸ‘ DEVELOPERS πŸ‘ LAZY πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

My brain keeps confusing Octopath Traveler with Splatoon 2's Octo Expansion.

So I got confused why the press/players are talking about an expansion pack so much one month after it came out.

It's 1:23AM, I can't sleep, and I'm blaring Toto's Hold the Line through my headset.

Eh, could be worse, really.

eating from a tall container of raisins is probably not the best way to spend my Wednesday morning, but whatever.

gamers getting angry at things 

There are several things about the Arenanet fiasco that's so dumb that I'm shocked it even gained traction:

- Most of these gamer chuds have probably never played Guild Wars 2
- They defected from the "guy was nicely mansplaining" to now stanning for a deceased Youtuber because she had negative things to say about him
- These gamers are now emboldened that they got a "victory" so they're doing it to other women at other studios

Have I mentioned gamers are trash?

bev! boosted

Pro Tip: it's easy to boycott Amazon if you don't have any money

Time to change my display name as a teaser for a future blog post. :P

I say this because I'm not sad and depressed but I'm certainly aware of the garbage fire going on outside that I can't really control. :blobupsidedown:

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I'm starting to think πŸ™ƒ is a good way to describe "happy but realizing the world around them is slowly killing itself"

I'm okay. Maybe need pats or hugs to affirm my okayness.

Woke up earlier this morning thinking about Nintendo's eReader and the dozens of cards I own.

Then realized that's one of several things I've written over the years that I never bothered to publish.

I should totally give that another shot.

I sifted through a bag of change my dad found and there were some neat coins in there, including a Mexican dollar from the late '90s, some East Caribbean currency, even an Irish pound.

Way better than the dozens of pennies I found in the same bag.

We're cooking lasagna and I didn't know what it was exactly, so while I was getting the gist, I said "so like a pizza cake"

damn it, duke nukem

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