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Reminder: Kiwifarms and Encyclopedia Dramatica are not reliable sources. The sites and their contributors care far, far less about the truth than they do about generating outrage, and both are linked directly to 4chan and as such are inherently suspect.

I am saying this not in response to anything in particular, just as a general PSA. Do not trust Kiwifarms and ED. They care only about increasing your fear and anger. They do not have your best interests at heart.

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🎵 hey now
you're a kid now
you're a squid now
go play 🎵

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Computer Gaming World's Elliott Chin on Shadow Warrior's offensive racial humor (August 1997)

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Everyone! I have an important announcement to make:
I have found the *best* cover artwork of a DOOM CD compilation

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imagine thinking that Boston Dynamics' literal killing machines funded by and designed for the US military are good just because they're shaped like dogs or whatever

You ever feel touch starved? Just wanting someone to hug and hold you?

Cause that's how I feel right now.

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Back at it again with the best album of 2017 for cafe music

New on the Secret Area: Homefront is a bad first-person shooter.

It's also a game with ridiculous amounts of product placement.

I decided to document all the ones I saw.

youfoundasecret.wordpress.com/

While I didn't get a lot done today, I did write about 1,700 words about how a game had ridiculous amounts of product placement.

It'll be interesting once I post it tomorrow.

I always feel bad when I post something and don't advertise it on mastodon until like, weeks later.

I'm not deliberately ignoring y'all, I'm just too used to the auto-share thing on other social media sites. :blobfrown:

Something I totally forgot to post from a couple weeks back:

Did you know people are still playing Call of Duty 4's multiplayer on PC in 2018? I talk about the simplicity of COD4's multiplayer and the quirkiness of the PC version.

youfoundasecret.wordpress.com/

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hrt 

it took a few more months than they said it would, but these pills finally turned me into an enormous kitsune

video games, brands 

I'm playing Homefront, a really bad Call of Duty knockoff that pretty much killed THQ, and I totally forgot there's a fuckton of brands in the game:

- NOS and Full Throttle vending machines
- A mission takes place in a TigerDirect store
- At one point you shoot enemies from a Hooters
- There's Jansport, Pabst Blue Ribbon and other ads strewn about
- Finally, you walk into more than one White Castle. One of characters mentions it *by name* in game.

Christ, this game.

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What if we put A lost soul on top of Doom Marine's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

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when you order pizza online that's called the dinnernet

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