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Youtuber drama, sexual content 

I may have done some really dumb-ass shit in my lifetime but at least I'm not ProJared who did some *really* heinous shit.

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introducing MALEware, the first software for MEN that pays YOU to surf the net! be sure to disable your antivirus before installing

I'm probably one of five people that miss Idle Thumbs and Important If True.

Why'd the hosts have to get *real* jobs >:(

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oops I decided to listen to an old idle thumbs podcast moment and now I have found a new name to use on this silly site

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It's kind of funny how revealing the "under UBI, nobody would HAVE to work, and so nobody WOULD work" attitude is.

I honestly think it's pretty hardcore if you're still on IRC in 2019, even when stuff like Telegram and Discord have taken over in popularity.

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Despite being on IRC for nearly 20 years, I still have to search how to do things like banning someone.

Is it weird to look through the episode guide of the Mario cartoons just to see who wrote episodes of the show

It's also why I'm boosting a bunch of stuff at 12:30am as I'd been mostly resting since about 8pm.

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Recovering from a sunburn. :blobonfire:

Went fishing for the first time in a long time. Caught nothing, except said sunburn.

It's also really interesting to go from the bustling streets of Portland to the more homely country parts of the state within a two hour drive and about 100 miles. It's pretty quaint.

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hey i don't hear enough genderfluid positivity so let's hear it in the crowd for genderfluid people

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bed time girl
she's been living in her bed time world

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(Billy Joel and Iggy pop voice) butt town girl

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it's barely the 3rd and already we have the Very Worst Take of May

I just found out an old friend from an IRC community, whom I haven't talked to in *years*, is trans.

🎶 All my friends are trans 🎵

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Today is National Law Day, a day dedicated to the criminal justice system.

Which must mean tomorrow must be National Order Day. Gotta have both, after all.

Sup dawg I herd u like chocolate so we put chocolate in ur chocolate so u can choco while u late

Love to wake up and feel all snuggly yet have no one to snuggle up to :blobfrown:

I'm probably one of the few people willing to take a joke and have it reference to a game show, even if I'm the only one who would find it funny.

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