bev! @TonicBH@computerfairi.es

welp, I guess it's okay to pirate Ion Fury again.

https://twitter.com/miscu_/status/1165985790381502464

New on the Secret Area: I plunge back into the world of eurojank with Alpha Prime, a mid-2000s Czech FPS that's... interesting. https://asecretarea.com/2019/08/24/alpha-prime-pc/

wanna snug cuties...

Might as well try taking selfies and see if people like my looks, I guess

Day three of being sick.

Really wish I was a little better. :/

Updated an old blog post about Chaser, a eurojank shooter. I had been thinking about it again recently after playing Alpha Prime, another eurojank shooter.

I feel bad having to use that term, but there were a *lot* of games in the 2000s that had their heart in the right place, just not enough polish to be amazing.

Still have a soft spot for them, though. They give experiences no major AAA game can give me, that's for sure.

only nerds Constantly Online will get this:

(opening riff)

I got like several episodes of Card Sharks, Press Your Luck and other game shows on my DVR that I should watch.

Those shows are quite alright.

I tried to finish Red Faction Armageddon, only for it to crash as I exited a level with the main character saying "This better not lead to the garbage dump."

Didn't think the game would dunk itself.

These days, I think Red Faction Guerrilla is *very* overrated.

A decent game for its time, complete with ridiculous levels of destruction, but that's all the game had going for it. It was an average free-roaming game otherwise.

I'm playing Red Faction Armageddon because I had an itch for another average and fun shooter.

It's not nearly as bad as people say it is, but I figure people were angry at Volition because didn't make a proper follow-up to Guerrilla.

Organizing my large MP3 collection isn't a waste of time, is it?