Show newer

fertility thingz 

nervous because i'm paranoid i'll be told that my sperm is not good or looks gross

wound up because i'm supposed to stay "abstinent" for 2-3 days prior. i've gotten through the first day and i'm shaking already

Show thread

fertility thingz 

have an appointment to cryobank some sperm on tuesday and i'm p nervous and wound up about it

*contented gurgling that just happens to spell out the Morse code for "good morning" *

awake at 3:30 am 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

lightweight alert 

imagine if it was something harder that i actually thought tasted good lmao

Show thread

lightweight alert 

4 beers and i'm kinda fucked up tbh

sometimes i wonder if i isolate myself here in the fediverse by being real and unfiltered about the black experience

probably. but, that's fine. if people don't want to know they can block me

the number of times i get "i can't believe this" in response to me in general is kinda amusing. it's like. "how could i make you believe?"

you know, you can't really be an ally without putting in the work to not immediately doubt the words of others experiences. the world is.. a different place for some.

horny 

went from being really depressed and wanting to cuddle with someone last night to being incredibly dtf this morning and frustrated that it won't be fulfilled

mh (-) 

feelin pretty lonely tonight. i just wanna cuddle with someone ;-;

i want to do this because tim allen is an asshole who sucks a lot

Show thread

tim allen has definitely blown up a man's house and then tried to pass off blame so he wouldn't have to house the guy temporarily. time allen 100% mocked his wife on public television and then dropped a steel beam on her vintage chevy nomad

Show thread

kinda want to watch all of home improvement and then edit tim allen's wikipedia article to claim the the dumb and awful things he did in the show are things he did in real life

pretty much 100% convinced now that furries are lgbtq+ culture

us healthcare 

I'm insanely privileged to have good insurance that will likely cover a lot of what I'm looking for (sperm preservation) but I truly feel for those whose only barrier to being able to conceive or preserve their own sperm/eggs/embryos for the future is upfront payments in the thousands

Show thread
Show older
Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!