General Zellativity @Zelli@computerfairi.es

my boobies are getting sore again. feels good to be back on the girl juice

it's freaking friday

I really need a poster of the cover art from Queen's debut album but this does not seem to exist ;-;

now i remember why i don't drink. the fun when you're doing it does not make up for the miserable next day

this has turned out to be a very "don't care if i live or die" kind of day

need salt

thinking about making some eggplant permission with mottsir ella cheese 😍 😋

i want kissss,

For as vehement as they were about denying any health problems Queen just barely stopped short of renaming Innuendo to "Freddie Mercury is Our Lead Singer and Frontman Who is Dying from AIDS"

someone really cute and good keeps faving and unfaving this status just to have the little boop noise play and it's ADORABLE she is ADORABLE

what a good night ;3;

as it turns out it's okay to have giant crushes on and want to hug and kiss and cuddle more than one person

oh shit i think i'm poly

"My favorite podcast is probably Pod Save America, they're so smart and hopeful," my tinder date says as my boner slowly deflates with a whoopie cushion fart noise

Think my next bit will be becoming a huge Star Wars junkie and learning about and talking at length knowledgeably about the extended universe yet still always calling it the "Millenial Falcon"

Genndy Tartakovsky's actual first name is "Gender". Do not fucking @ me about this

@HasHooves

Here are my new bracelets!! My wrists are too big for them ;-;

#TheDeal

I say you don't know
You say you don't know
I say
Take Meowth

whoa i stand corrected, i didn't realize it was originally released as a solo single back in '85.

It's really a tragedy that Freddie never had the chance to perform I Was Born to Love You live