General Zellativity @Zelli@computerfairi.es

LAE: I mean, what's your name

me, suddenly wearing a matching outfit and showing off the tattoo of their face i just got: let's adopt first before we look into surrogacy

me: i'm demisexual

literally anyone ever: hi you're cute

me: take me now, take me hard

LAE: wha?

me: we should get married on a thursday, nobody ever gets married on thursday

i think being told i'm cute might be an actual fetish of mine

like i'm sure there are some fine and delicious aspics out there but they seem almost universally designed to look as alien and unsettling as possible

cursed

update: i just learned about cheeseburger aspic. i think it has drained my power.

looking at photos of aspics in order to suppress my gag reflex and therefore become more powerful

whenever i see "barkley" trending on the hellsite and it's not an announced release date for barkley 2 a little bit more of my soul escapes my body

everyone say hi to and/or follow @PrinceFlamingo he is a cool goth nerd who's gay as hell and does good art

this is before a wedding. i was a groomsman (lol little do they know). i'm awk and not good at taking photos.

if you don't instinctively start clapping with the band during the chorus to Radio Ga Ga then hun, i hate to tell you this, but you're a fuckin cop