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Every time I try on jewelry, my first consideration isn't how it looks or how it fits -- it's how it would hold up in a life or death fight.

Seriously, brain! Get on board with the cute anklet

@commie agreed, last time i cut my hair i went overboard supermasc and cried in a pile of hair clippings for a few hours.

less awful this time around, but still 1000% peer pressure cut job

@commie i depressingly took shears to my head this evening, i'm freaking out inside.

@lordbowlich @bonzoesc @amdt @grainloom then a rabies infected chipmunk introduced me to the teachings of Joseph Leslie Armstrong (F), father Erlang who prescribed the proper way to think about distributed, fault tolerant applications.

we must all deviate from _why's prophecy when the time is right. maybe you, too will reach that point someday.

@lordbowlich @bonzoesc @amdt @grainloom I finally felt the gravity of the almighty OOP 16 deep into a two-four watching a beaver swim apple-basket style under the autumn moon in early spring.

how to feed a newborn and not spill wine on it.

thx for coming to my ted talk

Am I the only one who remembers Georgina Jetstream as a main character of The Jetstons?

@bonzoesc @xj9@social.sunshinegardens.org @grainloom @amdt doesn't get real in Java until you're making Factory Factories 😭

ATTN people who know about clothes / brands:

there's a clothing brand (maybe outdoorsy?) who looks like they stole the ethereum logo. something in their brand motto says something about "love everyone" or "world peace". I think the name has a Z in it.

I've been racking my brain for days trying to remember, but the info I have doesn't align with searchy terms very well.

Any ideas? pleaaaase!

silly gender realization 

When I was younger, it was beat into me that men are emotional rocks. You can't like anything, you can't be happy or sad, just a calm shoulder to cry on. To avoid bullying and certain death, one should be as masculine as possible.

I've been so indifferent for so many years ... but

GOD DAMN I LOVE SO MANY THINGS.

@erinbee SO GREAT

I guess you'd probably have to shape the little wires inside like a spider web too though, and that sounds like way too much work.

@maple hey! i think you're great! and super creative.

i've had your trello open 10 times to book an avi because i adore your style but I just don't have the spare bucks yet! :blobaww:

@grainloom i remember one of my intro classes to OOP the prof spoke for multiple classes about how it's the pinnacle of software. You can represent ANYTHING as an object! and INHERITANCE! and MULTIPLE INHERITANCE!

It was all described using the most elaborate marine terminology that I sure as fuck didn't understand because I wasn't rich with a yacht club membership, but he was so proud of his 6 hour long description of boats, club members, and their various shared attributes.

What if we put Mario's head on top of Mario's body! 

@headswap you miscreant, this is an abomination!

@morae@cybre.space saw mermby, saw second pic.

i think you're too far out of water!

also, cuh-ute!

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