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garbage. garbage. garbage. your waifus are all garbage. none of you are free from trash

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@MsToriel normal is just a setting on the washing machine :))))

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@MsToriel normal is just a setting on the washing machine :))))

@softgoat *sheds a single tear*

my life ....... is complete ......................

i've just been told by my doctor that this is Actually Unhealthy and im just like

man the WORLD is unhealthy

wack

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if you name your next band glucose overdose you have to pay royalties to me

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you ever eat too many fruit gummies and lie on the lab floor in a catatonic state from the glucose overdose

it's fun
(sometimes)

hey what if you had 4 legs

would that be cool or what

@MsToriel maybe it's a synae... synes.... uh

the thing where you mix up a sense for another

meet me in the marketplace of ideas for a very rational discussion about just how bad mew mew 2 is

@MsToriel the only fun part is setting off the disasters

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