I’ve run at Sabino Canyon maybe a dozen times since I’ve been here in Tucson, and every single time, an episode of Do By Friday comes up. Today’s no different. Coincidence, or am I a targeted individual?
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Wtf, a huge bird just landed on top of a cactus, cawed “Challenge!” at me, then recited a weird little poem and flew away? It was kind of unclear but it sounded like
“Tram(???) stop number two
You shan't peanut butter
Up stairs(??) await you
Twin hearts all a-flutter”
????
Bus stop 2 does indeed have a set of stairs that lead up to a picnic area and a little wall, but nothing about hearts a-flutter or peanut butter…
What the fuck? What the fuck what the fuck what the actual fuck. This is a total jam-up. I hate this!!!
I’ve turned around and am heading back to the parking lot. Here’s where the bird was. There’s a tram or bus stop up ahead…